Name: Woody Woods

Species: Selembu

Age: 48

Likes: Belfies, Chaps, Martial Arts, Facesitting, Gardening, Poetry, Posing, Stripteasing (Sometimes), Cooking, Twerking (Sometimes), Showing off, Attention, Teasing, Flirting, Nature

Dislikes: Pollution, Littering, Vandalism, Fascists, Uptight people, Wildfires, Gossip, Internet, Judgmental people

Favorite Food: Char Kway Teow

Occupation: Delivery Man (Also a Trucker)

Birthplace: Malaysia

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Wrist Axes

Title: Martial Artist of the Slashing Axes

Fursonal Quote: “No need to turn back now! Show me what you got!”

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Mr. H: "Straight from Malaysia comes a bovine that'll make those into chopped liver. I present to you...Woody Woods! As they say, "looks can be deceiving". So, Woody Woods may be a smexy, dummy thicc bull. However, don't let his attractiveness, let alone THE BOOTY get in the way. Outside of trucking and delivering packages, Woody Woods is a lean, mean axe slashing machine. What do I mean by that? Woody Woods wields these wrist-mounted axes on the battlefield. NOW do you get from the beginning what I meant when I said he'll make those into chopped liver?"