
Unlimited Uncontrollable Internet Gas
Putting a whole new shine on the term "internet gas." Farting, itself, isn't all that embarrassing when you live on a planet (or in a dimension) where everyone else does it to0. But when you're on a planet (or in a dimension) where you're the only one who does it, and you're forced to do it in front of EVERYONE, then it's ultra-embarrassing. Ah, but the naga-fae folk (all of them hybrids of various sorts) don't do this to the "bloat bunny" just to make him feel helpless and humiliated. That's kinda just a bonus for them. What they're really doing is using his endless gas to terraform their planet. Their planet was beautiful to begin with, but the bloat bunny's butt gas makes it even more beautifuller! First by turning the sky and the clouds pink, then those pink clouds drip out pink rain, then that pink rain makes all the land flourish, prosper, and blossom like never before! All the fruit-bearing plants grow giant fruit that's sweeter than ever (and ultra-high in fiber, heh) - for example, blueberries the size of boulders - and it can't perish, so they need to do something with it to prevent it from taking up space. So they use it to make delicious desserts and it ends up making the bloat bunny fatter and more flatulent and the cycle starts all over again and there's NO ESCAPE! ^w^ Also, I really need to give this bloat bunny a name. It'll probably start with "B" or "F" so I'll have an excuse to alliterate all my favorite words.
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Note: Another reason why the naga-fae folk like to do this to him is exactly because he's so much different from them in just about every way, so there's just sort of a "cultural" (for lack of a better term) fascination element going on there. He's fat, they're thin. He's completely helpless, whereas they're immensely strong and agile. He eats, digests, and farts non-stop, whereas they just kind of absorb energy almost like plants. And he's very sensitive, both physically and emotionally, and they know it and they love it. >W< Since their fascination is quasi-cultural, you could call them "fattaboos" (or "fartaboos"). Basically, to them, he's the perfect pet. More than a pet. More than a foodslave. More than a fart factory. A living monument of affection.
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Note: Another reason why the naga-fae folk like to do this to him is exactly because he's so much different from them in just about every way, so there's just sort of a "cultural" (for lack of a better term) fascination element going on there. He's fat, they're thin. He's completely helpless, whereas they're immensely strong and agile. He eats, digests, and farts non-stop, whereas they just kind of absorb energy almost like plants. And he's very sensitive, both physically and emotionally, and they know it and they love it. >W< Since their fascination is quasi-cultural, you could call them "fattaboos" (or "fartaboos"). Basically, to them, he's the perfect pet. More than a pet. More than a foodslave. More than a fart factory. A living monument of affection.
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Category Artwork (Digital) / Fat Furs
Species Rabbit / Hare
Size 1280 x 711px
File Size 791.1 kB
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