John when did you get so greasy >:

WHEN I STARTED SINGING ABOUT CARS SO MUCH I FELT COMPELLED TO DANCE.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS, MAN!

You were the days >:

SEVERAL OF THEM IN FACT.

Hey there slick.

Funny cause my hair has more slick than enough an oil-covered banana on a sheet of ice.

You had me at Oil-covered.

Dohohohoho.... So I can see how "Oil-Covered Banana" can easily be taken out of context, but sheet of ice?

WTF?

Bedsheets can get cold when you're not in bed because there's no warmth in there because they rely on your body warmth and then they insulate that to let you warm yourself up which means that it doesn't take any electricity to get warm or anything it just needs you to be a little warm first so it's like helping me helping you helping me helping you except you're not helping me you're helping your bedsheets.