What does it do when you put a nickel in the slot?

You get a gumball.

What about a quarter?

You get a handful of peanuts,

How much for a jawbreaker?

Those are probably free, if you annoy him enough. :)

Obvious punchline was obvious. :)

Hey, we can't just let all that low-hanging fruit go unpicked!

HA! You said punch-line!

EWWWW!

I like this. ...a nice, non-aggressive, welcoming look.

I actually did have one Karen pitch a minor fit "I wasn't taking this crisis seriously enough!"

yeah a piss poor flu is soooooooooooo serious... oh the media hype...

Karens aren't really known for their senses of humor. (of course, these days a sense of humor can get you in trouble!) Thank the Gods I'm not in high school these days!

WHY SO NOT SERIOUS

If there's no way to laugh at/about it, it's being taken too seriously.

"I'm the goddamn batman"

Where do I get a Gir Cthulu mask?

Daily Woot.

Then that must mean your this Earth's version of Batman.

I can hear it now as you run around town singing. "Nana nana nana nana get wrecked."

Who IS that masked man?

The "decorative" masks are showing up more and more. Stunts like your Batman addition less so, and I've yet to see a finished "custom commission" art mask -- but all the pieces are there. Blank, smooth white fabric masks, fabric markers, fabric paint (for parts that won't need to be breathed through)...

Karno

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37386648/

I keep thinin' I want a set of boobies on my mask...

Add lens/glasses/shield for your eyes for those that don't see any need to protect you from them.

Okay, that is both hilarious and awesome! Well done! XD

You're batmaaan

I'm not wearing a mask. I'm done playing this tired and worn out game of theirs. I'd rather catch Covid-1984 and die from it than wear another muzzle...oh wait! That won't ever happen because the odds of catching it are supremely low and the odds of survival are supremely high!

Current lethality is LESS than 1%

HOW can idiots STILL be "afraid"???!!!

I was kinda worried for a few minits when we saw the ccp WELDING people in their homes...Then OUR military declared they wouldn't let people who'd had the ccp plague join the military...(They made THAT ONE disappear really fast...) I thot "what do they know that WE DON'T!!!???"

The crapitalist in china was prolly just getting rid of nuisance people...

The military tho...(I'm stil wonderin'...)

But we've since seen it's ONLY to initiate their controlled economy collapse and digital dollar currency reset...

...ALL just to hurt Trump's chances at getting reelected. Wish I could upvote your comment.

Trump doesn't need "other people" to hurt his chance at getting re-elected. He does that just fine all by himself.

You keep telling yourself that. The same thing was said when he went against Hillary.

Im gonna sing the Doom Song now...

When I saw the beard, I knew it had to be you. Lol!

The terror that quacks in the night?

Like to see you throw your throwing stars at the virus! XD

Jason Vs Batman...

After watching Sam Elliot play a man who kills Hitler and Bigfoot to save humanity from a pandemic...the idea of Jason VS Batman isn't too fat fetch at this point.

I just picked up that movie, yet to see it. the Title alone intrigued me, cause it had Hitler AND Bigfoot in it!

It's bat sh*t crazy and makes no sense what so ever. But it's got Sam Elliot, and that's good enough for me.

I worked with Sam Elliot on the set of Tombstone back in 1993. He was a wonderful person to chat with off set. I even did a sketch of him while waiting on set change as he was waiting too. He was curious as Bill Paxton was standing behind me watching me sketch Sam. Paxton kept looking at the sketch and then Sam and said "Damn, He got you down good!" And Elliot walked up to see the sketch and smiled a huge smile "Thats really Flattering!! Hell, thats a great sketch!" I asked if he'd like the original and he said "Hell yeah! Never had a drawing of me on set before!" I signed it and gave it to him. And even showed Kurt Russell the drawing, Russell smiled saying "You drew that? just now?" I nodded, he said he'd like one too, and I was about ready to sit him down and start sketching when the director, George Cosmotos called everybody back on set. I never got the chance to draw Russell again. I would later get to lunch with Russell, Elliot, Harry Carey jr. and Thomas Church as they sat at the 'extras table' (Cause a Japanese film crew was there filming behind the scenes stuff. ) It was those four and me and another extra for an hour just chatting merrily away with a film crew filming us. had I'd known that was going to happen, I would have had my sketchbook with me that day .

Wow, that's beyond a cool story. Must have been an honor being there and having those moments. Least you got to give Elliot something, and got praise from the others. I know that would make my day, no pun intended.
What's cooler is that you didn't only meet and spend time with Sam Elliot, but you also got to work with Russell & Paxton too. I didn't even know Bill Paxton was in "Tombstone".
(Seems like an interesting film, and I loved Kurt Russell from "The Thing" so maybe I'll check it out, and try to spot you in it) XD

In Tombstone, i'm in the Birdcage theater scene, I'm in the background, being pulled out of my seat and kicked by a member of the Red Sash gang in the ass. And I do the "WTF!?" expression.

That's awesome. I'll look for that, thanks for heads up.