I hate marvel thor. i hate all about him. I hate his silly helmet, his blond hair, his ugly cape, his fucking leotard, his pussy hammer, I hate how marvel raped every aspect of the norse myth , no respect at all. maybe i´d do a similar comic hero about jeus pansying around. God dman it i ficking hate there thor. I wanna kill he who makes into a movie.

let them make a movie about the real Thor. A huge muscular hairy man with red hair and beard, flaming eyes, iron glows, power belt, riding a chariot drawn by goats, swingin his mighty hammer, the mightiest weapon the asir have againts the giants, Mjolnir, the hammer that cracks the skies with thunder. The thor that is fulled by insainty,anger and love for fun and justice, he who defends midgard agaisnt the joutun, savior . The Thor who takes on hundreds of giants like nothing he who drags up Jourmungander from the sea. He eats and drinks like there no tomorrow. Give me him. not som,e fucking van halen reject.