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Announcer: Welcome to Skatoony. The show where kids and toons compete for prizes. Please stay right there and show them you care: Chudd Chudders!
Chudd: Hello people. Has anyone seen my glasses?
Announcer: And the Earl!
Earl: Yeah!
Chudd: What do you say Earl?
Earl: I say let’s meet today’s contestants! Say hello to Sango, Milky, Ruby, Garnet, Peridot, and Sapphie.
Chudd: Well, looks like we have some animals competing today. Let me run through the rules of the game. All you have to do is stay in the game to three rapid fire rounds. We’re going to knock two of you out at the end of round 1, then drop the second pair of losers at the end of round 2. That will leave two contestants battling it out to see who goes through to the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge! Once there, they will play for fame, glory, the chance to be the Skatoony Champion and win a prize!
Garnet: I sure hope I’m going to win. I wonder if it’s a new Jewelpad or jewelry!
Sapphie: I hope I get a new telescope for my lab.
Ruby: I hope the prize is pudding! Mmmm.
Sango: Will the prize be sweets?! I love sweets!
Chudd: Well, you’ll have to find out at the end of the game. Ok. Let’s get started with a game of…
The Earl: Bang on or Bogus!
Chudd: Okay, listen up, taffy toes. Here’s how you play. All you have to do is decide whether what I’m saying is bang on true and what’s bogusly false. So, if you think it’s true, you shout…
Contestants: Bang on!
Chudd: And if you think it’s false, you shout…
Contestants: Bogus!
Chudd: You got it! At the end of this round, the two lowest scorers are out of the game. You have as much time as it takes for Earl to shave all the fur off of Angela to make a sweater.
Earl: Let’s play!
Chudd: Bang on or Bogus? One of the methods for getting out a skunk's spray is with pineapple juice. (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Bogus!
Chudd: Correct! Peppers, cucumbers, and zucchini are all fruits. (Ruby buzzes in) Ruby?
Ruby: Bogus!
Chudd: Incorrect, it’s Bang on. Tarantulas can survive more than 4 days without eating. (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Bang on!
Chudd: Correct! Zucchini’s flowers are the color of dandelions. (Garnet buzzes in) Garnet?
Garnet: Bang on!
Chudd: Correct. Butterflies can taste with their feet. (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Bang on!
Chudd: Correctamundo! The Egyptian alphabet has over 100 symbols. (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Bang on!
Chudd: Right! George Washington slept in the White House. (Milky buzzes in) Let’s hear it Milky.
Milky: Bogus.
Chudd: Correct. A 3-year old once won American Idol. (Sango buzzes in) Sango, welcome to the game!
Sango: Bogus.
Chudd: It is bogus! China is the most populous country in the world. (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie.
Sapphie: Bang on!
Chudd: That’s correct! Tigers are found in South America. (Garnet buzzes in) Garnet?
Garnet: Bogus!
Chudd: Correct. Dogs are born blind and deaf. (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Bang on!
Chudd: Correct again! How are we doing Earl?
Earl: (still shaving Angela) Almost done.
Chudd: Ok. Betsy Ross wrote The Star-Spangled Banner. (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Bogus.
Chudd: Right! Ketchup was once used as medicine. (Milky buzzes in) Milky?
Milky: Bogus?
Chudd: Wrong, it’s Bang on. Chocolate is made of beans. (Sango buzzes in) Sango?
Sango: Oh, I love sweets! Bang on.
Chudd: Correct. Guinea pigs are part of the pig family. (Sango buzzes in) Sango?
Sango: Bogus.
Chudd: Correct again! The Declaration of Independence was signed in Philadelphia. (Ruby buzzes in) Ruby?
Ruby: Bogus?
Chudd: Incorrect. It’s Bang on. The French drive on the other side of the road. (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Uh, bang on?
Chudd: Wrong. It’s bogus. 10-gallon hats can't hold 10 gallons of water. (Garnet buzzes in) Garnet?
Garnet: Bang on.
Chudd: That’s correct. The Seattle Tower is the tallest tower in America. (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Bogus, it’s actually the Sears Tower.
Chudd: You’re on fire, Sapphie! It is bogus. The word "Velociraptor" means "speedy thief". (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: That’s Bang on.
Chudd: Correct! And I think that’s….
Earl finishes shaving Angela’s fur.
Angela: Paca! That feels so much better.
Earl: (wears a sweater) Oh, yeah! Nice and cozy.
Chudd: That’s the end of the round! So, let’s have a look at the scores. Ok, best on the buzzer today was…Sapphie!
Sapphie: (cheers)
Chudd: Also, going through are Peridot, Sango, and Garnet! Which means that Ruby and Milky are out of the game! Thanks for playing, but what are we going to say, Earl?
Earl: Thanks for playing but (with Jewelpets) You’re outta here!
You gave it a go but (with audience) You’re outta here!
Yeah. Don’t hang around town. (with Jewelpets) You’re outta here!
It’s time to go, cause that’s the show and You’re outta here!
(Ruby and Milky are ejected from their seats. They land into a Confetti Factory.)
Chudd: Well, that’s the end of round 1. But make sure you’re back after the break to see which of these Jewelpets will battle it out in Round 2 of Skatoony!
Chudd: Welcome back to Skatoony, greasy guts. Time for more quick quizzing. It’s time to play…
Earl: Wearin’ the World!
Chudd: Ok, here’s how you play. There are three hats in front of you, each representing a country. Today, we have Mexico, Germany, and Egypt. All you have to do is put on the hat that matches the answer to the question and buzz in. Your answer is what you wear, not what you say. Each correct hat gets a point. The two lowest players go out. You have as much time as it takes Earl to paint a picture of Hoo the Gorilla.
Hoo: Hoo can’t wait to see what he looks like in a piece of art!
Chudd: And we’re off! What country is home to Cleopatra and King Tut? (Sapphie buzzes in with an Egyptian crown on her head) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Egypt!
Chudd: Correct. What country can you wear lederhosen? (Peridot puts on a German hat and buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Germany!
Chudd: That’s right. What country can you say "Hola" and "Adios"? (Peridot buzzes in with a sombrero) Peridot?
Peridot: Mexico!
Chudd: Right again! This country is connected to North America. (Sapphie buzzes in with sombrero) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Mexico!
Chudd: Correct! Where can you find food like tacos, enchiladas, and nachos? (Sango buzzes in with sombero) Sango?
Sango: Mexico!
Chudd: Correct. This country is famous for its pyramids. (Sapphie buzzes in with Egyptian crown) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Egypt!
Chudd: That’s correct! What country can you yodel and hear polka music? (Sango buzzes in with Egyptian crown) Sango?
Sango: Germany?
Chudd: Right answer, wrong hat. No point for you. Cats are idolized in this country. (Garnet buzzes in with an Egyptian crown on her head) Garnet?
Garnet: It must be Egypt!
Chudd: That’s right. This country is home to bratwurst and pretzels. (Garnet buzzes in with sombrero) Garnet?
Garnet: Mexico?
Chudd: Sorry, it was Germany. What country can you find the Nile River? (Sapphie buzzes in with Egyptian crown) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Egypt!
Chudd: Correct!
Earl: Finished! (shows Hoo his painting)
Hoo: You draw Hoo very well. Next time, Hoo should teach you to use dung to paint.
Chudd: That’s the end of the round! Now who’s through to round 2? Sapphie, you are…. Safe!
Sapphie: Yes!
Chudd: Also, joining you to become the Quiz Champion is…. Peridot! Which means that Sango and Garnet, thanks for playing but you’re outta here!
Garnet: What? But I was supposed to be the star of the show!
Chudd: Sorry, but you just didn’t get enough points. Hit it, Earl!
Earl: You’re Outta Here!
(Garnet and Sango are ejected from their seats. They land in the Confetti Factory)
Chudd: Well, that’s the end of Round 2. But make sure you’re back after the break to see Peridot and Sapphie battle it out in the final frantic round of Skatoony!
Chudd: Welcome back to Skatoony, drizzle chins! So Earl, who’ve we got left?
Earl: It’s an all dog quiz-off with Peridot and Sapphie!
Chudd: Ok! Let’s say we start this off with…
Earl: Egg Noggin!
Chudd: Ok, here’s how you play. I’m going to ask you general knowledge questions. All you have to do is buzz in and give me the correct answer. Each time you answer, you also have a chance to win a bonus point, just by picking a hard-boiled egg out of those in front of you.
Earl: Some are hard-boiled, but some are raw, and we ain’t telling which is which.
Chudd: The only way you’re going to find out is by smashing them on your forehead. The highest scorer goes through to the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge, the loser doesn’t. We’ve got as much time as it takes for Tata to collect all the bananas in the studio.
Earl: Let’s play!
Chudd: Which of these is not a real instrument: kazoo, bassoon, or caboose? (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: A caboose.
Chudd: Correct. Get crackin’.
(Sapphie picks an egg and smashes it on her head. It turns out to be raw)
Chudd: Aw, that’s raw. No extra point. What do you call a baby fox: a cub or a kit? (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: A kit!
Chudd: That’s right. Pick an egg.
(Sapphie picks an egg and smashes it. It turns out to be hard-boiled)
Chudd: It’s hard-boiled! You get a point! What's the name of the author of Harry Potter? (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: J.K. Rowling.
Chudd: Correct. Now go for yolk!
(Peridot smashes an egg and it turns out to be raw)
Chudd: No extra bonus. How many books are there in the Captain Underpants series? (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Uh, eight?
Chudd: No, it’s twelve. Pick an egg.
(Peridot picks another egg and smashes it hard. It turns out to be hard-boiled)
Peridot: Ow! It’s hard-boiled.
Chudd: Way to go! You got an extra point. How many countries does Africa have? (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: 54!
Chudd: Correct, Sapphie! Now pick an egg.
(Sapphie smears a raw egg on her forehead. She reacts in disgust.)
Chudd: No extra point, Sapphie. Is a Silverback a gorilla or a squirrel? (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie again?
Sapphie: A gorilla.
Chudd: Correct, again! Pick an egg.
(Sapphie picks an egg and it turns out to be hard-boiled.)
Sapphie: Hard-boiled!
Chudd: Good job, Sapphie. You get another point. Which of these is not an Olympic sport: running, swimming, or yoga? (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Yoga.
Chudd: Correct. Now egg your head.
(Peridot picks another egg and smashes it. It turns out to be raw.)
Chudd: Aw, too bad. That was raw. No extra point. And I think that’s….
(Tata grabs the last banana and puts it in a basket.)
Chudd: The end of the round! Ok, Peridot and Sapphie. One of you is through to be the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge. And the contestant with the 6 points to 3 points is…Sapphie!
Sapphie: Yes!
Chudd: Sorry, Peridot. You came so very close to being a winner. But we’re going to have to say…
Earl: You’re outta here!
(Peridot gets ejected from her seat. She lands in the Confetti Factory.)
Chudd: Ok, time for another break. Make sure you’re back to see Sapphie battle it out in the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge on Skatoony!
Chudd: Welcome back to Skatoony, noodle-knees! Sapphie’s back with us and is ready to play…
Earl: The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge!
Chudd: Sapphie, you fought your way here through brain-busting, egg-cracking rounds against your friends. Now you’ve got 90 seconds to answer 10 questions. If you don’t, you leave empty handed with egg splattered on your face. How do you feel?
Sapphie: I’m feeling very confident, Chudd!
Chudd: Good to hear, let’s go! Who was the inventor of the telephone?
Sapphie: Alexander Graham Bell.
Chudd: Correct! Are watermelon seeds bigger or smaller than apple seeds?
Sapphie: Smaller.
Chudd: Correct! What type of fruit is used for decorating on Halloween?
Sapphie: Pumpkins.
Chudd: Correctamundo! What’s the 10th letter of the alphabet?
Sapphie: J!
Chudd: That’s right. Where would you find your tibia? Your leg or your arm?
Sapphie: Your leg.
Chudd: Correct! How many letters are in the word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
Sapphie: Uh, 34?
Chudd: That’s correct! Which planet is bigger: Mars or Jupiter?
Sapphie: Jupiter.
Chudd: Correct. What does a barometer measure?
Sapphie: Atmospheric pressure.
Chudd: That’s correct. Where does Reader Rabbit live?
Sapphie: Wordville.
Chudd: Correct! Stop the clock. Ok, Sapphie, you’re half-way through the Quiz champ Challenge. In 45 seconds, you managed to get 8 points. Earl is willing to help you out in Earl’s Halfway Deal! So Earl, what do you say?
Earl: I have to say… Good luck, Sapphie!
Chudd: Wow, that was very generous. Ok, you have 45 seconds to get 2 more points. Are you ready?
Sapphie: Yes!
Chudd: Then let’s go! Who is the author of the Arthur books?
Sapphie: Marc Brown!
Chudd: Correct! Which of these is smallest: poodle, chihuahua, or sheepdog?
Sapphie: Chihuahua!
Chudd: Correct. You did it, Sapphie! You got 10 points under 90 seconds! You’ve won the Quiz Champ Challenge!
(Sapphie cheers in delight)
Chudd: Congratulations, you just won yourself a Jewel-Pod!
Sapphie: Yes, thank you!
Nephrite (in crowd): All right, Sapphie! You’re awesome!
Earl: You are one smart puppy. Yeah!
Chudd: Well, that’s it for today! Join us next time for more quick quizzing fun on… Skatoony!
Announcer: Welcome to Skatoony. The show where kids and toons compete for prizes. Please stay right there and show them you care: Chudd Chudders!
Chudd: Hello people. Has anyone seen my glasses?
Announcer: And the Earl!
Earl: Yeah!
Chudd: What do you say Earl?
Earl: I say let’s meet today’s contestants! Say hello to Sango, Milky, Ruby, Garnet, Peridot, and Sapphie.
Chudd: Well, looks like we have some animals competing today. Let me run through the rules of the game. All you have to do is stay in the game to three rapid fire rounds. We’re going to knock two of you out at the end of round 1, then drop the second pair of losers at the end of round 2. That will leave two contestants battling it out to see who goes through to the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge! Once there, they will play for fame, glory, the chance to be the Skatoony Champion and win a prize!
Garnet: I sure hope I’m going to win. I wonder if it’s a new Jewelpad or jewelry!
Sapphie: I hope I get a new telescope for my lab.
Ruby: I hope the prize is pudding! Mmmm.
Sango: Will the prize be sweets?! I love sweets!
Chudd: Well, you’ll have to find out at the end of the game. Ok. Let’s get started with a game of…
The Earl: Bang on or Bogus!
Chudd: Okay, listen up, taffy toes. Here’s how you play. All you have to do is decide whether what I’m saying is bang on true and what’s bogusly false. So, if you think it’s true, you shout…
Contestants: Bang on!
Chudd: And if you think it’s false, you shout…
Contestants: Bogus!
Chudd: You got it! At the end of this round, the two lowest scorers are out of the game. You have as much time as it takes for Earl to shave all the fur off of Angela to make a sweater.
Earl: Let’s play!
Chudd: Bang on or Bogus? One of the methods for getting out a skunk's spray is with pineapple juice. (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Bogus!
Chudd: Correct! Peppers, cucumbers, and zucchini are all fruits. (Ruby buzzes in) Ruby?
Ruby: Bogus!
Chudd: Incorrect, it’s Bang on. Tarantulas can survive more than 4 days without eating. (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Bang on!
Chudd: Correct! Zucchini’s flowers are the color of dandelions. (Garnet buzzes in) Garnet?
Garnet: Bang on!
Chudd: Correct. Butterflies can taste with their feet. (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Bang on!
Chudd: Correctamundo! The Egyptian alphabet has over 100 symbols. (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Bang on!
Chudd: Right! George Washington slept in the White House. (Milky buzzes in) Let’s hear it Milky.
Milky: Bogus.
Chudd: Correct. A 3-year old once won American Idol. (Sango buzzes in) Sango, welcome to the game!
Sango: Bogus.
Chudd: It is bogus! China is the most populous country in the world. (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie.
Sapphie: Bang on!
Chudd: That’s correct! Tigers are found in South America. (Garnet buzzes in) Garnet?
Garnet: Bogus!
Chudd: Correct. Dogs are born blind and deaf. (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Bang on!
Chudd: Correct again! How are we doing Earl?
Earl: (still shaving Angela) Almost done.
Chudd: Ok. Betsy Ross wrote The Star-Spangled Banner. (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Bogus.
Chudd: Right! Ketchup was once used as medicine. (Milky buzzes in) Milky?
Milky: Bogus?
Chudd: Wrong, it’s Bang on. Chocolate is made of beans. (Sango buzzes in) Sango?
Sango: Oh, I love sweets! Bang on.
Chudd: Correct. Guinea pigs are part of the pig family. (Sango buzzes in) Sango?
Sango: Bogus.
Chudd: Correct again! The Declaration of Independence was signed in Philadelphia. (Ruby buzzes in) Ruby?
Ruby: Bogus?
Chudd: Incorrect. It’s Bang on. The French drive on the other side of the road. (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Uh, bang on?
Chudd: Wrong. It’s bogus. 10-gallon hats can't hold 10 gallons of water. (Garnet buzzes in) Garnet?
Garnet: Bang on.
Chudd: That’s correct. The Seattle Tower is the tallest tower in America. (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Bogus, it’s actually the Sears Tower.
Chudd: You’re on fire, Sapphie! It is bogus. The word "Velociraptor" means "speedy thief". (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: That’s Bang on.
Chudd: Correct! And I think that’s….
Earl finishes shaving Angela’s fur.
Angela: Paca! That feels so much better.
Earl: (wears a sweater) Oh, yeah! Nice and cozy.
Chudd: That’s the end of the round! So, let’s have a look at the scores. Ok, best on the buzzer today was…Sapphie!
Sapphie: (cheers)
Chudd: Also, going through are Peridot, Sango, and Garnet! Which means that Ruby and Milky are out of the game! Thanks for playing, but what are we going to say, Earl?
Earl: Thanks for playing but (with Jewelpets) You’re outta here!
You gave it a go but (with audience) You’re outta here!
Yeah. Don’t hang around town. (with Jewelpets) You’re outta here!
It’s time to go, cause that’s the show and You’re outta here!
(Ruby and Milky are ejected from their seats. They land into a Confetti Factory.)
Chudd: Well, that’s the end of round 1. But make sure you’re back after the break to see which of these Jewelpets will battle it out in Round 2 of Skatoony!
Chudd: Welcome back to Skatoony, greasy guts. Time for more quick quizzing. It’s time to play…
Earl: Wearin’ the World!
Chudd: Ok, here’s how you play. There are three hats in front of you, each representing a country. Today, we have Mexico, Germany, and Egypt. All you have to do is put on the hat that matches the answer to the question and buzz in. Your answer is what you wear, not what you say. Each correct hat gets a point. The two lowest players go out. You have as much time as it takes Earl to paint a picture of Hoo the Gorilla.
Hoo: Hoo can’t wait to see what he looks like in a piece of art!
Chudd: And we’re off! What country is home to Cleopatra and King Tut? (Sapphie buzzes in with an Egyptian crown on her head) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Egypt!
Chudd: Correct. What country can you wear lederhosen? (Peridot puts on a German hat and buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Germany!
Chudd: That’s right. What country can you say "Hola" and "Adios"? (Peridot buzzes in with a sombrero) Peridot?
Peridot: Mexico!
Chudd: Right again! This country is connected to North America. (Sapphie buzzes in with sombrero) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Mexico!
Chudd: Correct! Where can you find food like tacos, enchiladas, and nachos? (Sango buzzes in with sombero) Sango?
Sango: Mexico!
Chudd: Correct. This country is famous for its pyramids. (Sapphie buzzes in with Egyptian crown) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Egypt!
Chudd: That’s correct! What country can you yodel and hear polka music? (Sango buzzes in with Egyptian crown) Sango?
Sango: Germany?
Chudd: Right answer, wrong hat. No point for you. Cats are idolized in this country. (Garnet buzzes in with an Egyptian crown on her head) Garnet?
Garnet: It must be Egypt!
Chudd: That’s right. This country is home to bratwurst and pretzels. (Garnet buzzes in with sombrero) Garnet?
Garnet: Mexico?
Chudd: Sorry, it was Germany. What country can you find the Nile River? (Sapphie buzzes in with Egyptian crown) Sapphie?
Sapphie: Egypt!
Chudd: Correct!
Earl: Finished! (shows Hoo his painting)
Hoo: You draw Hoo very well. Next time, Hoo should teach you to use dung to paint.
Chudd: That’s the end of the round! Now who’s through to round 2? Sapphie, you are…. Safe!
Sapphie: Yes!
Chudd: Also, joining you to become the Quiz Champion is…. Peridot! Which means that Sango and Garnet, thanks for playing but you’re outta here!
Garnet: What? But I was supposed to be the star of the show!
Chudd: Sorry, but you just didn’t get enough points. Hit it, Earl!
Earl: You’re Outta Here!
(Garnet and Sango are ejected from their seats. They land in the Confetti Factory)
Chudd: Well, that’s the end of Round 2. But make sure you’re back after the break to see Peridot and Sapphie battle it out in the final frantic round of Skatoony!
Chudd: Welcome back to Skatoony, drizzle chins! So Earl, who’ve we got left?
Earl: It’s an all dog quiz-off with Peridot and Sapphie!
Chudd: Ok! Let’s say we start this off with…
Earl: Egg Noggin!
Chudd: Ok, here’s how you play. I’m going to ask you general knowledge questions. All you have to do is buzz in and give me the correct answer. Each time you answer, you also have a chance to win a bonus point, just by picking a hard-boiled egg out of those in front of you.
Earl: Some are hard-boiled, but some are raw, and we ain’t telling which is which.
Chudd: The only way you’re going to find out is by smashing them on your forehead. The highest scorer goes through to the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge, the loser doesn’t. We’ve got as much time as it takes for Tata to collect all the bananas in the studio.
Earl: Let’s play!
Chudd: Which of these is not a real instrument: kazoo, bassoon, or caboose? (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: A caboose.
Chudd: Correct. Get crackin’.
(Sapphie picks an egg and smashes it on her head. It turns out to be raw)
Chudd: Aw, that’s raw. No extra point. What do you call a baby fox: a cub or a kit? (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: A kit!
Chudd: That’s right. Pick an egg.
(Sapphie picks an egg and smashes it. It turns out to be hard-boiled)
Chudd: It’s hard-boiled! You get a point! What's the name of the author of Harry Potter? (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: J.K. Rowling.
Chudd: Correct. Now go for yolk!
(Peridot smashes an egg and it turns out to be raw)
Chudd: No extra bonus. How many books are there in the Captain Underpants series? (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Uh, eight?
Chudd: No, it’s twelve. Pick an egg.
(Peridot picks another egg and smashes it hard. It turns out to be hard-boiled)
Peridot: Ow! It’s hard-boiled.
Chudd: Way to go! You got an extra point. How many countries does Africa have? (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie?
Sapphie: 54!
Chudd: Correct, Sapphie! Now pick an egg.
(Sapphie smears a raw egg on her forehead. She reacts in disgust.)
Chudd: No extra point, Sapphie. Is a Silverback a gorilla or a squirrel? (Sapphie buzzes in) Sapphie again?
Sapphie: A gorilla.
Chudd: Correct, again! Pick an egg.
(Sapphie picks an egg and it turns out to be hard-boiled.)
Sapphie: Hard-boiled!
Chudd: Good job, Sapphie. You get another point. Which of these is not an Olympic sport: running, swimming, or yoga? (Peridot buzzes in) Peridot?
Peridot: Yoga.
Chudd: Correct. Now egg your head.
(Peridot picks another egg and smashes it. It turns out to be raw.)
Chudd: Aw, too bad. That was raw. No extra point. And I think that’s….
(Tata grabs the last banana and puts it in a basket.)
Chudd: The end of the round! Ok, Peridot and Sapphie. One of you is through to be the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge. And the contestant with the 6 points to 3 points is…Sapphie!
Sapphie: Yes!
Chudd: Sorry, Peridot. You came so very close to being a winner. But we’re going to have to say…
Earl: You’re outta here!
(Peridot gets ejected from her seat. She lands in the Confetti Factory.)
Chudd: Ok, time for another break. Make sure you’re back to see Sapphie battle it out in the Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge on Skatoony!
Chudd: Welcome back to Skatoony, noodle-knees! Sapphie’s back with us and is ready to play…
Earl: The Skatoony Quiz Champ Challenge!
Chudd: Sapphie, you fought your way here through brain-busting, egg-cracking rounds against your friends. Now you’ve got 90 seconds to answer 10 questions. If you don’t, you leave empty handed with egg splattered on your face. How do you feel?
Sapphie: I’m feeling very confident, Chudd!
Chudd: Good to hear, let’s go! Who was the inventor of the telephone?
Sapphie: Alexander Graham Bell.
Chudd: Correct! Are watermelon seeds bigger or smaller than apple seeds?
Sapphie: Smaller.
Chudd: Correct! What type of fruit is used for decorating on Halloween?
Sapphie: Pumpkins.
Chudd: Correctamundo! What’s the 10th letter of the alphabet?
Sapphie: J!
Chudd: That’s right. Where would you find your tibia? Your leg or your arm?
Sapphie: Your leg.
Chudd: Correct! How many letters are in the word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
Sapphie: Uh, 34?
Chudd: That’s correct! Which planet is bigger: Mars or Jupiter?
Sapphie: Jupiter.
Chudd: Correct. What does a barometer measure?
Sapphie: Atmospheric pressure.
Chudd: That’s correct. Where does Reader Rabbit live?
Sapphie: Wordville.
Chudd: Correct! Stop the clock. Ok, Sapphie, you’re half-way through the Quiz champ Challenge. In 45 seconds, you managed to get 8 points. Earl is willing to help you out in Earl’s Halfway Deal! So Earl, what do you say?
Earl: I have to say… Good luck, Sapphie!
Chudd: Wow, that was very generous. Ok, you have 45 seconds to get 2 more points. Are you ready?
Sapphie: Yes!
Chudd: Then let’s go! Who is the author of the Arthur books?
Sapphie: Marc Brown!
Chudd: Correct! Which of these is smallest: poodle, chihuahua, or sheepdog?
Sapphie: Chihuahua!
Chudd: Correct. You did it, Sapphie! You got 10 points under 90 seconds! You’ve won the Quiz Champ Challenge!
(Sapphie cheers in delight)
Chudd: Congratulations, you just won yourself a Jewel-Pod!
Sapphie: Yes, thank you!
Nephrite (in crowd): All right, Sapphie! You’re awesome!
Earl: You are one smart puppy. Yeah!
Chudd: Well, that’s it for today! Join us next time for more quick quizzing fun on… Skatoony!
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