Illustration from Chapter 2 of my Silent Hill fanfic, "Gravity".

Jaaaaaaames Sunderland faces off against Vick, an original (fan-)character who sort of elbowed his way into the plot without my permission.

Anyway, this picture depicts a contest of ultimate manliness in which there can only be one winner.

Unseen Monster (3:12:12 AM): XD!!! oh man. Vick, you're... you're cool.

Phantastus (3:12:57 AM): HE IS THE COOLEST KID IN SCHOOL

Unseen Monster (3:13:38 AM): AND HE KNOWS IT. HAIR IS NOT RELATED TO HOW MANY BITCHES YOU GET AND VICK IS NOT JEALOUS AT ALL.

Phantastus (3:13:57 AM): NOT AT ALL

Phantastus (3:13:59 AM): HAIR IS FOR LOSERS

Phantastus (3:14:04 AM): FOR LOSERS

Phantastus (3:14:08 AM): HE'S TOO COOL FOR HAIR

Phantastus (3:14:16 AM): >8(

Phantastus (3:14:17 AM): >8(

Phantastus (3:14:19 AM): >8(

Phantastus (3:14:21 AM): >8'(

Unseen Monster (1:51:11 PM): HE IS THE MOST MANLY.

Phantastus (1:51:24 PM): ALL.

Phantastus (1:51:27 PM): THE BITCHES.

Phantastus (1:51:34 PM): HE GETS THEM.

Unseen Monster (1:51:38 PM): EVERY

Unseen Monster (1:51:41 PM): LAST

Unseen Monster (1:51:42 PM): ONE

Phantastus (1:51:56 PM): THERE WILL BE NO BITCHES LEFT IN TOWN AFTER VICK COMES THROUGH

Unseen Monster (1:53:13 PM): HE IS LIKE A MAGNET FOR BITCHES.

Phantastus (1:54:37 PM): A MAGNET

Unseen Monster (1:55:53 PM): HOW DO THEY EVEN WORK </obligatory meme>

Phantastus (1:56:12 PM): IN VICK'S CASE?

Phantastus (1:56:19 PM): VIA MANLINESS MAGIC

Unseen Monster (1:57:21 PM): HIS TESTOSTERONE JUST PULLS THEM IN.

Phantastus (1:58:03 PM): And lights refract off of his baldness so it's sort of like moths to a porch light

Phantastus (1:58:05 PM): True facts

Unseen Monster (1:58:17 PM): this is science.

Phantastus (1:58:44 PM): Somewhere in heaven, Darwin is wiping tears of pride from his eyes



Jaaaaaaaaames Sunderland is © Konami.

Vick is © me.