Beefsteak: *comes into the men’s room* Bacon Explosion, you in there? *looks around* Bacon Explosion…?

Bacon Explosion: Yo!

Beefsteak: *looks under the bathroom stall* Oh, hey. There you are.

Bacon Explosion: Is that you, Beefsteak?

Beefsteak: You know it.

Bacon Explosion: What is it, man? You know the other stalls are open, right?

Beefsteak: Uh...heh. That’s...not what I’m here for.

Bacon Explosion: You’re not here to do your business? Then what are you doing here?

Beefsteak: To show ya something. I think you’re gonna like it.

Bacon Explosion: What is it? A new coffee recipe?

Beefsteak: Not really. Actually, it’s a pic, but...uh, since I see that you’re taking care of your business.

Bacon Explosion: Just toss it upward towards me.

Beefsteak: Okay. *tosses his cellphone into the bathroom stall where Bacon Explosion is in*

Bacon Explosion: *catches cellphone and sees pic* Oh?! Oh, shit. This...this is...hahahaha! This is pretty cool! I love it! Did this artist draw this?

Beefsteak: That’s correct.

Bacon Explosion: Ahahahahahaha! Awesome! *tosses cellphone upward back to Beefsteak* Well, thanks, Beefsteak! Compliments to the artist. *winks*

Beefsteak: No prob.

Bacon Explosion: *reaches for the TP, but suddenly sees he’s all out* What the-...aaah, shit! Say, uh...Beefsteak? Could you do me favor?

Beefsteak: *tosses a roll to Bacon Explosion* Way ahead of ya.

Bacon Explosion: *retrieves a roll* Hahaaaa! You son of bitch! Now THAT’S common sense right there!

Beefsteak: You know what they say, “expect the unexpected”.

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