Old Bay: *barges into the bathroom* Oh, Savaaaaaage!

Savage: AAAH! WHAT THE-...?! DAFUQ, DUDE?!

Old Bay: Uh...hehe. Despite that you locked it, it seems like you can still access here. I think you might have a door problem.

Savage: Dude! Can’t you see I’m taking a shit?! Get the hell out of here!

Old Bay: Okay, okay. Fine. But first…*tosses his cellphone at Savage*

Savage: *catches cellphone and sees pic* What the hell is this?

Old Bay: What do you think?

Savage: This is…….huh...it’s...a pic of...me? Did someone draw this?

Old Bay: Yessir. Thought you might be surprised.

Savage: Well...heh. This is a pretty rad pic, not gonna lie. I’m looking pretty badass in this. *tosses cellphone back to Old Bay* Well, thanks for showing me. Now can you please get the hell out and let me do my business?

Old Bay: Alright, alright. Well, see ya. *closes door, but suddenly the door falls off*

Savage: …….*double facepalm* why the hell did I afford this house?

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