Wow. I think this is my biggest story I've written as a single story. And there is no yiff in it at all, so for those who are after that, read this and you can skip it (watches the readership numbers plummet)

Also, this is probably best considered a draft, I haven't had a good chance to go through it carefully, but someone keeps hassling me, so I'll put it up to keep them quiet and hopefully update it when I'm sure its all right.