Can I do it in the doorway? Or will security get all mad at me and stuff?

We have no security, so fuck away, good sir!

Hooray, yay for public nudity!

This is what the old lady/old man greeters at Wal Mart need to say.

I would give anything to say it... JUST ONCE!

"Welcome to Walmart, Sir! That is an excellent blue miata you rolled up in. I can tell by your watch, neck chain and the young slut on your arm that you're in the midst of a mid-life crisis! Nice jeans and shirt. You're 45, you'll never look hardcore again no matter how you try. You'll find the overpriced cheap jewlery for your ho in the back, and meanwhile, you'll also see that our specials today are fuck and you. Have a good day!"

You are my new favorite person. End of story.

I have much pent-up bitter stored up from dealing with three remote communities worth of bullshit.

This was but a tiny glimpse =)

Hey, Pawl,I'll buy something there today and you can tell me to go fuck off. I'll even be an asshole just for you!

But I has Tuesday and Wednesday off :3

then I'll do it thrusday

Pweeze do, you're the only one that's ALLOWED to purposely piss me off <3