Nolanestophia Patterson, staring into the night sky, reflecting on the difficulties that Blaseball presents. Next to her is the Jenga set formerly owned by her recently-incinerated teammate and friend, Mickey Woods. Also next to her is a giant peanut containing another teammate, Jessica Telephone. She'd sit closer to it, but she's allergic.

Blaseball makes for some great out-of-context sentences.

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