Here I am living my island life and the next thing I know im pressed thin by a steamy Iron! In all honesty, I might've been a tad bit busy last night in the laundry room. Someone must've snuck in and done the deed while I was asleep. Whoever did this will pay!!!

(Sorry to rant for a second but do you know how much luck was involved to get this pic not taking into account Mii customization?

Let me give you the quick rundown:

7 miis, 3 male, 3 female minimum to run mii news.

100 miis maximum on one island.

Roughly 155 mii news segments but may vary based on reigon of the game.

2 Mii news Segments feature flattening.

2/155 chance.

Even if the mii news segment is chosen you still only have a 1/7 or 2/7 chance minimum of getting the mii you want flattened.

That’s a 0.18% chance)