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Tell me, what do you do with witches? Burn them!
- What do you burn apart from witches? Wood.
- So, why do witches burn? 'Cause they're made of wood? Good!
- So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her. Can you not also make bridges of stone? Oh, yeah.
- Does wood sink in water? No. It floats. Throw ‘im into the pond!
- What also floats in water? Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider. Cherries. Gravy. Mud. Churches. Lead. A duck! Exactly.
So, logically...
- If he weighs the same as a duck...
He's made of wood. A witch! Burn him!
- What do you burn apart from witches? Wood.
- So, why do witches burn? 'Cause they're made of wood? Good!
- So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her. Can you not also make bridges of stone? Oh, yeah.
- Does wood sink in water? No. It floats. Throw ‘im into the pond!
- What also floats in water? Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider. Cherries. Gravy. Mud. Churches. Lead. A duck! Exactly.
So, logically...
- If he weighs the same as a duck...
He's made of wood. A witch! Burn him!
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