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Piinys and Plasma.
The Barcode Aliens.
So me n a best friend were talking about Piinys' barcode stripes. lol
If Piinys' barcodes were run over a scanner, there's a 30% chance nukes are sent to some obnoxiously huge planet, 20% everyone within 1 mile orgasms for 5 minutes, 10% it begins to rain rubber ducks, 10% some person is given the gift of flight, 10% a child goes crazy with radioactivity and eats his mother, 15% the internet dies for a day, 5% there's world peace for a weak.
Now, Plasma on the other hand, if his barcodes were run over a scanner, 50% something faggish happens, 25% something completely random and silly happens, 20% near buy electronics all start to play a silly upbeat song, 4% a car explodes, .99% something really good happens and .01% some assholes head explodes.
So yeah. lol Barcode aliens man. Coming up with that crap is fun. xD
So if you come up with something awesome, I'll mix around the colors and crap and make one for you. xD
Piinys ©
Plasma ©
MY BUDDY.
PIINYS IS A FANTABULOUS CULINARY ARTIST.
PLASMA IS THE BESTEST MUSICAL ARTIST EVAR.
The Barcode Aliens.
So me n a best friend were talking about Piinys' barcode stripes. lol
If Piinys' barcodes were run over a scanner, there's a 30% chance nukes are sent to some obnoxiously huge planet, 20% everyone within 1 mile orgasms for 5 minutes, 10% it begins to rain rubber ducks, 10% some person is given the gift of flight, 10% a child goes crazy with radioactivity and eats his mother, 15% the internet dies for a day, 5% there's world peace for a weak.
Now, Plasma on the other hand, if his barcodes were run over a scanner, 50% something faggish happens, 25% something completely random and silly happens, 20% near buy electronics all start to play a silly upbeat song, 4% a car explodes, .99% something really good happens and .01% some assholes head explodes.
So yeah. lol Barcode aliens man. Coming up with that crap is fun. xD
So if you come up with something awesome, I'll mix around the colors and crap and make one for you. xD
Piinys ©
Plasma ©
MY BUDDY.PIINYS IS A FANTABULOUS CULINARY ARTIST.
PLASMA IS THE BESTEST MUSICAL ARTIST EVAR.
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OHGOD THIS IS GONNA BE TERRIBLE!
5% a radioactive waste facility explodes, 25% of a terrible yo momma joke being told, 50% of said yo momma joke wielder getting PWNED by a lightsaber wielding nerdo from youtube, 10% Charlie the unicorn is gonna bite yer finger, 5% the world will esplode into tacos, 4% zombie ninja pandas are gonna take over the world, and 1% that a black man will be come president....oh wait. o-o
XDDDDD Yeeeah, that was fun
5% a radioactive waste facility explodes, 25% of a terrible yo momma joke being told, 50% of said yo momma joke wielder getting PWNED by a lightsaber wielding nerdo from youtube, 10% Charlie the unicorn is gonna bite yer finger, 5% the world will esplode into tacos, 4% zombie ninja pandas are gonna take over the world, and 1% that a black man will be come president....oh wait. o-o
XDDDDD Yeeeah, that was fun
Yes, just for colors. >u<
http://www.colourlovers.com/palette.....rift_in_Dreams
There, now! Have fun. >u< <333
http://www.colourlovers.com/palette.....rift_in_Dreams
There, now! Have fun. >u< <333
Fffff... I have to. X3
His name shall be... KATUTU!!! lol
And when he is scanned...
5% chance that somewhere in the world, a bro is getting cock blocked. 12% chance that it will rain next weekend. 45% chance that everyone within a twelve mile radius is going to crave chocolate. 87% chance that all chocolate factories have shut down due to contamination and chocolate has been taken off the market. 3% chance that choco-holics will lose their sanity because of it. 32% chance that someone is talking about 'that old fart'. 100% chance that all people named Katutu will be wiped off the face of the earth. (except Katutu the Alien Boi) 98% chance of all citizens of earth will bow down in the name of Katutu, 'cause he's a self righteous bastard. 2% chance that all who worshiped will be safe from elimination via Katutu's gay rays. 6% chance that everyone on the planet earth will simultaneously have uncontrolable flatulence for one day. 100% chance that all of this will backfire in Katutu's face.
And so it was told and so it shall be. <3 Colors comin' up in a moment~!
His name shall be... KATUTU!!! lol
And when he is scanned...
5% chance that somewhere in the world, a bro is getting cock blocked. 12% chance that it will rain next weekend. 45% chance that everyone within a twelve mile radius is going to crave chocolate. 87% chance that all chocolate factories have shut down due to contamination and chocolate has been taken off the market. 3% chance that choco-holics will lose their sanity because of it. 32% chance that someone is talking about 'that old fart'. 100% chance that all people named Katutu will be wiped off the face of the earth. (except Katutu the Alien Boi) 98% chance of all citizens of earth will bow down in the name of Katutu, 'cause he's a self righteous bastard. 2% chance that all who worshiped will be safe from elimination via Katutu's gay rays. 6% chance that everyone on the planet earth will simultaneously have uncontrolable flatulence for one day. 100% chance that all of this will backfire in Katutu's face.
And so it was told and so it shall be. <3 Colors comin' up in a moment~!
XD Hmm how about... 20% Chance of someone getting food poisoning from bad sushi ( THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME ;-; ), 10% chance of someone losing an eye to a random pointy object, 50% chance of someone telling a knock knock joke to be kicked in their genitalia... repeatedly, 20% it finally does actually rain skittles.
LOL I'm lame. C:
LOL I'm lame. C:
i have to try at this.
3% chance that all food and drink on the planet are changed to shrimp and white wine. 30% chance that 75% of the worlds bananas will sprout wings (like an angel's, but also like a demon's) and flock off to find the holy grail. 56% chance that teddy bears will develop a tendency to whisper obscenities into children's ears while they sleep (causing major developmental problems like awkwardness, insignificant acts of violence [throwing tic tacs at the poor kid in the desk in front of them?], an uncanny obsession for Andrew WK [and subsequently the insatiable need to party!], and the inability to solve algebraic equations). 5% chance that everyone comes down with a case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. 83% chance that all condoms in the world are transformed into trojan: twisted pleasure condoms. 2% chance that nicolas cage learns to act. 1% chance that fallout: new vegas comes out TOMORROW for all platforms.
100% chance that these percentages are all out of whack and are in no way an accurate representation of the frequency of these occurrences.
3% chance that all food and drink on the planet are changed to shrimp and white wine. 30% chance that 75% of the worlds bananas will sprout wings (like an angel's, but also like a demon's) and flock off to find the holy grail. 56% chance that teddy bears will develop a tendency to whisper obscenities into children's ears while they sleep (causing major developmental problems like awkwardness, insignificant acts of violence [throwing tic tacs at the poor kid in the desk in front of them?], an uncanny obsession for Andrew WK [and subsequently the insatiable need to party!], and the inability to solve algebraic equations). 5% chance that everyone comes down with a case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. 83% chance that all condoms in the world are transformed into trojan: twisted pleasure condoms. 2% chance that nicolas cage learns to act. 1% chance that fallout: new vegas comes out TOMORROW for all platforms.
100% chance that these percentages are all out of whack and are in no way an accurate representation of the frequency of these occurrences.
and his name shall be... VIKTOR.
http://www.colourlovers.com/palette/1182066/viktor
http://www.colourlovers.com/palette/1182066/viktor
Oh. uuuuuh. Could the other person ask you for one?
I linked my boyfriend
to these via email last night and he loved the ideals of them. Could he comment you the stats he'd want or would we have to pay? [or me and him could share the one, I was just interested/curious about maybe a coupling is all.]
30% chance any near-by animal/plant/human/monster/alien/etc would try to have sex with him for 12 minutes and 52 seconds.
10% chance he would suddenly have a gold grill
5% chance it would start raining kool aid
5% chance he would go bat-shit insane
45% chance HE would suddenly sex it up with any near-by person
4% chance his colors would invert
1% chance all the soup labels in walmart would fall off
c:
Do I name him or you?
I linked my boyfriend
to these via email last night and he loved the ideals of them. Could he comment you the stats he'd want or would we have to pay? [or me and him could share the one, I was just interested/curious about maybe a coupling is all.]30% chance any near-by animal/plant/human/monster/alien/etc would try to have sex with him for 12 minutes and 52 seconds.
10% chance he would suddenly have a gold grill
5% chance it would start raining kool aid
5% chance he would go bat-shit insane
45% chance HE would suddenly sex it up with any near-by person
4% chance his colors would invert
1% chance all the soup labels in walmart would fall off
c:
Do I name him or you?
Oh sure. o v o He can get one for himself. ^ u ^
Just have him(or you could if you want) post the percentages on here and the pallet.
Also, you guys name them. o v o Of course, you can wait to name them if you're not sure what to name them. I would just put, for example, MonsterJuiceBox' Barcode Alien. ^^ That is, if you don't have a name picked out.
Just have him(or you could if you want) post the percentages on here and the pallet.
Also, you guys name them. o v o Of course, you can wait to name them if you're not sure what to name them. I would just put, for example, MonsterJuiceBox' Barcode Alien. ^^ That is, if you don't have a name picked out.
says: 45% chance (s)he will fart
10% chance (s)he will cry
45% chance (s)he will spontaneously combust/orgasm
color scheme: http://www.colourlovers.com/palette.....183205/pickles + lime green thrown in there
gender of choice: herm
name: Kilo
Mine's color scheme: http://www.colourlovers.com/palette...../Playa_del_Sol
name: Olik
Okay here's my go at it. >:3
20% chance an insect will become a macro sized monster for a day, 40% chance a soda can will suddenly explode for no apparent reason, 10% computer scanners will suddenly epically fail, 2% chance an incurable disease will suddenly get cured, 25% chance of randomly appearing tiny flying pink elephants for the span of 4 minutes anywhere around the world, 3% Chance a two headed kitten will be born.
color palette: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....colorcolor.png
20% chance an insect will become a macro sized monster for a day, 40% chance a soda can will suddenly explode for no apparent reason, 10% computer scanners will suddenly epically fail, 2% chance an incurable disease will suddenly get cured, 25% chance of randomly appearing tiny flying pink elephants for the span of 4 minutes anywhere around the world, 3% Chance a two headed kitten will be born.
color palette: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.....colorcolor.png
LOL LET ME TAKE A SWIG AT THIS.
3% someone breaks their foot by falling on their face, 5% theres a party where everyone is doing the "YES" dance, 16% someone stabs themself with a pen, 20% someone is getting roundhouse dropkicked, 43% someone chokes on a fishbone ( happened to me alot. ;A; ), and finally, 13% someones dick gets caught in their zipper.
100% FAGGOTRY PARTY FOREVER. <3
lololololol aliens are so cool.
EVENPIENEES AND PLAYSMAY. PENIS PIINYS AND PLASMA.
3% someone breaks their foot by falling on their face, 5% theres a party where everyone is doing the "YES" dance, 16% someone stabs themself with a pen, 20% someone is getting roundhouse dropkicked, 43% someone chokes on a fishbone ( happened to me alot. ;A; ), and finally, 13% someones dick gets caught in their zipper.
100% FAGGOTRY PARTY FOREVER. <3
lololololol aliens are so cool.
EVEN
Ho jesus Nuregami showed me this and got me into these like crazy. So I am gonna try this out. X3
40% Aunt Jemima is out to get you. 10% A stalker/pedophile or terrorist with a incredibly large criminal record of some sort comes to your neighborhood and happens top move into the house next to you. 25% Michael Jackson will come back from the grave to tell us all he was just kidding and announces that he and chuck norris are really immortal. 15% in the country of poland, EVERYONE will wake up late and rush to get to work and get caught in the worlds worst rush hour. 10% Cats finally begin to talk and reveal that they are just spies for the russians anmd they were sent here to start either world war 3 or invite america over for thje coolest dance party ever...whatever mood the russians are in the mood for that day.
Oh jesus I just pulled all of that out my ass...curse my half asleep-ness... I feel like I did something wrong. ohmyjesusifaillololol
I hope this works. :>
40% Aunt Jemima is out to get you. 10% A stalker/pedophile or terrorist with a incredibly large criminal record of some sort comes to your neighborhood and happens top move into the house next to you. 25% Michael Jackson will come back from the grave to tell us all he was just kidding and announces that he and chuck norris are really immortal. 15% in the country of poland, EVERYONE will wake up late and rush to get to work and get caught in the worlds worst rush hour. 10% Cats finally begin to talk and reveal that they are just spies for the russians anmd they were sent here to start either world war 3 or invite america over for thje coolest dance party ever...whatever mood the russians are in the mood for that day.
Oh jesus I just pulled all of that out my ass...curse my half asleep-ness... I feel like I did something wrong. ohmyjesusifaillololol
I hope this works. :>
Lol thaaaanks and here's the pallete:
http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d.....t=DNAzionn.png
And Imma call him Naabi. :'D
http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d.....t=DNAzionn.png
And Imma call him Naabi. :'D
*so incredibly amused*
dowant. 83;
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37% chance that the universe will implode. and then come back spewing rainbows from every orofice.
93% chance that he'll nom on your arm. or butt. or fase.
100% chance of creeper stare.
97% chance of pedo-grin.
1% chance that the scanner will turn into gold.
50% chance that he'll hate you. and then try to do you.
99% chance of said rapeage occuring.
dowant. 83;
...
37% chance that the universe will implode. and then come back spewing rainbows from every orofice.
93% chance that he'll nom on your arm. or butt. or fase.
100% chance of creeper stare.
97% chance of pedo-grin.
1% chance that the scanner will turn into gold.
50% chance that he'll hate you. and then try to do you.
99% chance of said rapeage occuring.
50% chance that there will be a zombie invasion due to consumption of a rotten horse.
39% chance a Disney channel star will actually be a decent singer.
5% chance that pigs will start flying.
2% chance the fat lady will begin singing.
2% chance that animals will begin to turn into furries.
1% chance of isolated thunderstorms.
.6% chance that douchebags will turn inside out.
.4% chance that a boy’s testies will drop.
These guys are flippin amazing
39% chance a Disney channel star will actually be a decent singer.
5% chance that pigs will start flying.
2% chance the fat lady will begin singing.
2% chance that animals will begin to turn into furries.
1% chance of isolated thunderstorms.
.6% chance that douchebags will turn inside out.
.4% chance that a boy’s testies will drop.
These guys are flippin amazing
All right, I will give it a shot! :D
15% chance that all of Japan's animals will turn into Pokemon, 5% chance that Heath Ledger will come back as a zombie to play the Joker in another Batman movie, 25% chance that the entire world will be Rick Rolled, 20% chance that people will stop confusing fairies for vampires, 30% chance that everyone within 100 feet will start doing the Jump On It dance, and 5% chance that ice cream will start growing on trees.
15% chance that all of Japan's animals will turn into Pokemon, 5% chance that Heath Ledger will come back as a zombie to play the Joker in another Batman movie, 25% chance that the entire world will be Rick Rolled, 20% chance that people will stop confusing fairies for vampires, 30% chance that everyone within 100 feet will start doing the Jump On It dance, and 5% chance that ice cream will start growing on trees.
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