"Do you want to know why I use poisoning attacks? 1 hit KOs are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, pokemon show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your pokemon better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"

I can't be the only person who thought of this after seeing Zoroark's face makeup lolz

I don't like this new generation so far, the three starters are a used condom, a Grunpig ripoff and a Bidoof/Mime jr. mix :S I'd choose the used condom, but, like Treecko, because I dislike the others that much. Sorry if you like them D:


please please please before you fav this, note that I have other BETTER things in my gallery. Yes, this is fanart of TWO popular fandoms but sometimes there's more to art than what you're familiar with ;o;
I know this won't change anything but I tried lol