Name: Cow Pie

Species: Dexter Cattle

Age: 48

Likes: Arm Wrestling, Anime, Keychains, Strip Clubs, Ripped jeans, Baseball, Dutch ovens (Practical joke), Juggling, String figures, Big butts, Armpit farting, Beer, Monster trucks, Carnivals, Winning prizes

Dislikes: Smoking, Wine, Energy drinks, Cynical assholes, Soft drinks, Criticisms, Offensive jokes, People jumping to conclusions

Favorite Food: Baked Bean Sandwiches

Occupation: Trucker

Birthplace: West Virginia, USA

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Dual Gatling Handguns with Bayonet

Title: Truckin' Cowboy Wanderer

Fursonal Quote: “'Nother day, 'nother kick-ass adventure.”

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Mr. H: "Oooooh, lordy lord. We got ourselves another sexy ass truckin' bovine. Welp, let's get it! A'ight, SO...here we have, Cow Pie! Hehehehe. Y'know, it's funny that his name is "Cow Pie". Not because he's got "pie"...well, more like "cake" as most people say. However, he's called "Cow Pie" because...hehe, well...you get the idea. Kinda ironic, amirite? Just like how Guano is named...well..."Guano". Hehe. Either way...I'd still hit that truckin' cattle despite his "pie maker" be sometimes clogging toilets if you catch my drift. Nothing much about this thicc cow boi, tho. Just an average truckin' bull looking for adventure. Of course, he IS an Infurnational, so...there's bound to be TONS of adventures for him. And on his so-called adventures, he carries and dual-wields gatling handguns...with bayonets! Pretty nifty, if you ask me."