Name: Southbound 35

Species: Burchell's Rhinoceros

Age: 27

Likes: His grandparents, Cooking, Festivals, Inflation, Crossword puzzles, A Hat in Time, Plants vs. Zombies, Meeting new people, Bottle cap collecting, The Walking Dead, Nature, Breakfast for dinner

Dislikes: Nuts (He's allergic), Tomatoes (Also allergic), Trespassers, Pollution, Littering, Abuse, Swarms, Stalkers, Natural disasters, Bullies, Looters

Favorite Food: Egg Salad Sandwiches

Occupation: Farmer (Also a Trucker)

Birthplace: Texas, USA (Previously from Kansas)

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Claw Rake

Title: Gentle Harvesting Giant from the Countryside

Fursonal Quote: “Well, heh, I see somebody's excited to see me.”

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Mr. H: "...I knoooow...y'all see this thicc, sexy, farming...rhino...ass. GOODNESS GRACIOUS! GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! He's...he's...HE'S DILF MATERIAL! No, wait! Better than that...he's HUSBAND material! LOOK AT HIM! I bet everyone got TURNED ON after seeing this country bae! Pardon my dirty confession simulator, but let's get down to the introduction shall we? This daddy-ass rhino is Southbound 35! He headed down the road, hit the border by the morning. Let Texas fill his soul! Woo! Bruh, I can just stare at this country cutie boi ALL DAY! *aside* I can say the same thing about dat ass, booiiiiiii! WHOOP-WHOOOOP! Sorry, sorry. Actually, I'M NOT SORRY! Anywho, he may seem noble, caring, and kindhearted. However, on the battlefield...this dude shows no mercy, like, at all. Southbound here wields his trusty claw rake to remove his enemies like dead grass! It can scrape or heap like an actual rake, but it'll scratch ya like you're being attacked by a bear, or wolf, or any other wild animal."