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"And welcome back, sports fans, to the X-Lames, a competition to see who is truly the lamest! What's the verdict on that last event, Nick?"
"Well, Johnny, it seems the scores for the Extreme Synchronized Swimming event have all been pulled until the judges can verify the drug test samples again."
"Ouch! Well, on to our next event. It's a well-known fact that a blink of the eye takes approximately an eigth of a second. Our one and only competitor in this event well be attmpting to blink -even faster-. And for an entire minute!"
"Holy hell! That's... Bring down the zero, carry the eight... over 480 times! I don't think I blink that often in an hour!"
"And just look at him go! Using the Extreme Slow Motion camera, we can see that -- Uh oh!"
"Uh-oh indeed, Johnny! It appears that after only getting halfway through the event, our competitor has fallen into a self-induced epileptic seizure!"
"Amazing! No doubt that's going to snag him some bonus points!"
"I'd go down there and shake his hand if it weren't already shaking! Ha ha... I can't believe my taxes pay for this."
"Neither can I, Nick. Neither can I."
Ha-HA! The first on my new lists of requests done! That didn't take so long, now, did it? ...It's a good thing no one's actually comissioned me for this crap, or I'd probably bhave bounty hunters coming after me. Anyway, look! Something non-furry! And kudos to those of you who recognize the commentators there. Only one out of four people I showed the preliminary sketch to got the joke.
Anyway, Nack, hope you enjoy my depiction of Extreme Blinking. This also means that there's a slot open for another request, folks! So head on down to my journal, read over the rules if you haven't already, and make a suggestion! First come, first serve! You may go... now.
(Super-Familiar Commentators are © MTV. That should be another clue for those of you who still don't get it.)
"Well, Johnny, it seems the scores for the Extreme Synchronized Swimming event have all been pulled until the judges can verify the drug test samples again."
"Ouch! Well, on to our next event. It's a well-known fact that a blink of the eye takes approximately an eigth of a second. Our one and only competitor in this event well be attmpting to blink -even faster-. And for an entire minute!"
"Holy hell! That's... Bring down the zero, carry the eight... over 480 times! I don't think I blink that often in an hour!"
"And just look at him go! Using the Extreme Slow Motion camera, we can see that -- Uh oh!"
"Uh-oh indeed, Johnny! It appears that after only getting halfway through the event, our competitor has fallen into a self-induced epileptic seizure!"
"Amazing! No doubt that's going to snag him some bonus points!"
"I'd go down there and shake his hand if it weren't already shaking! Ha ha... I can't believe my taxes pay for this."
"Neither can I, Nick. Neither can I."
Ha-HA! The first on my new lists of requests done! That didn't take so long, now, did it? ...It's a good thing no one's actually comissioned me for this crap, or I'd probably bhave bounty hunters coming after me. Anyway, look! Something non-furry! And kudos to those of you who recognize the commentators there. Only one out of four people I showed the preliminary sketch to got the joke.
Anyway, Nack, hope you enjoy my depiction of Extreme Blinking. This also means that there's a slot open for another request, folks! So head on down to my journal, read over the rules if you haven't already, and make a suggestion! First come, first serve! You may go... now.
(Super-Familiar Commentators are © MTV. That should be another clue for those of you who still don't get it.)
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