i understand how you feel >,>

8D...

..Working in the food industry myself,
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL, mann.

Hate them rude disobedient kidssss. D:

EAT THEM

there should be a king Caesar sort of thing, where a customer comes in and they get either a thumbs up or a thumbs down and if they bring kids there's a special lever you pull that opens a trap door and they fall into the furnace or a shark pit or something....

-puts this in the suggestion box at work.-

Amen to that, dude. I'm all for it. >:3

haha poor lady <3 awesome pic though

hahah thanks C:

Sometimes I want to make spawn just to unleash them on people like people unleash their's on me. But then I'm told I'm a bad person for thinking that.

LOL

ihu

:3c

I think it's funny when the parents are with them and they get just as agitated waiting.
... I don't like the glass touching (sometimes licking) though, I cleaned that you little shit.

YES
KIDS LICK THINGS

THEY DOOOOO

ITS LIKE

I JUST POURED IMAGE ALL OVER THAT SO PEOPLE COULD SEE IT

NOW YO GOT FOOD CRUMBS AND YOUR SPIT ALL OVER IT

I usually stare at the parents then look at the kid a silent hint or gesture that means "LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING SPAWN, SLAP IT OR SOMETHING."

Then they touch, everything, and climb on the counter.... hnnnng... -spasms just thinking about all the horrible things kids do-

The worst part is my job is right by an elementary school, WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE.

That sucks majorly.. know that my searing hatred for undisciplined brats is with you.

I feel happy that I am not alone

people always tell me that my hate for children is one sided because i lack maternal instinct

pfffft maternal instinct, I don't even...

Bah even if we did have have it, we would still be lacking the pushover instinct.

pffft agreed

Because you lack maternal instinct? Pfft! I love kids and want one of my own one day, but maternal instinct is not only love for children, it's also beating their asses if they act up retardedly in public. I hate that parents let their kids act like idiots and morons and scream obnoxiously out in public. Seriously, if they can't teach the kid how to behave, leave their asses at home, and bring food home... I realize that must sound unfair to some parents but I don't think people realize what having a kid really means...at least until the kids are older and more mature. :|

and you covered the part I hated most when in fast-food....



"We do NOT serve 'UHHHHHHHH' you morons!"

NO we serve uhhhhh

it's in our specials menu, under the section labeled "GTFO"

When I was like 24 I decided to open a restaurant....call it 'Whatever'...serve things like 'I don't know', 'something light', 'you pick' and 'uhhhh'

true story

I'd go to this restaurant

if it's anything like Dicks in Las Vegas

I think I will get a long with it very well

it's got GENUINE potential...I just don't have a clue where to find the $$ to get it started >.<

Become a prostitute

YOU'LL MAKE THOUSANDS

>.>

<.<

>.>

I don't know if I should be offended or what lol.

I think I'll just apply for ....you know...grants and such.

haha no, it's my solution for everything.

Hookers man, they make srs money.

haha a grant could work though.

someday

I'd ratehr be in there than working in the middle of the blazing Sun or sheer cold inside houses that have no AC, no Heat, no running water because I'm helping install the pipes and that doesn't help because of my bowel problems.

Plumber + bowel problems = new job!

The money is just not worth it!!!

I'll trade you, I'd take hard labor to this crap ANY DAY

Children man... children

do you not understand the perils of something that barely reaches your knee caps in height?

Which is why I vow never to reproduce. Even when my future wife wants to.

...And good point...back to the hot sun for me... Thank you, Plumber's License. Free agent...but I'm thinking of going to work for GameStop.

good luck with that

game stop is the epitome of children, except they have cocks. Slight upgrade but you still get the customers too full of themselves to see what they're doing is retarded.

At least it's somewhere where I know what I'm doing.

UGH I used to work in a lighting store FULL of breakables and parents used to let their kids just run around, touching everything and knocking shit over. I hate the kids. But I HATE THE PARENTS MORE!

oh man that sucks so hard

i hate kids too.

high five

-starts a kiddie hating occult-

HUZZAH!

Too late, it's a community on Livejournal called Childfree

damn

How about the parents that bring thier kids into the liquorstore I work at. They let them touch everything, and you have to get after the parents for it.

Patience dear patience.

patience is for those week of mind or with too much time on their hands.

I must have a ton of time on my hands then. Been waiting on you for two weeks lol. ;P

I LOVE kids, they make such great fodder launch for the catapult! :D

HUZZAH :D

the solution to everyones problems!

a kiddiepult

Well, it doesn't solve world hunger or global warming... or wait.. this might just work... xD

Btw, did ya hear about the kidnapping down at the park?
Sadly the child woke up after a while... ;P

Ugh.... I know what you mean. I don't work in fast food or anything like that... but my house is RIGHT across the street from a elementary school. I see and hear them every day.







EVERY EFFING DAY!!!!

oh god

I feel sorry for you, I really really do :C

heh ty

>o< Hahahaha! That's hilarious!

I'd dream of poking my tongue against kids' cheeks if I was a cashier too. =]:3

Although I was one once...

Good times.

children.

They always look so delicious.

Is that today's word of wisdom?

no that was yesterdays.

Today's words of wisdom are:

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

I thought today's words of wisdom were;

"It is better to dance naked underneath the moonlight, than to chase the ladybug over the river to fetch wood."

Clearly, you are now the wisest person I know. Let us have a staring contest.

you are on

my wisdom will assist in my victory.




i am now staring at you with all three of my holes.

You only have three?

I mean...

...OuO

-counts-

uh.... 7?

This sounds logical. I will take your word for it.

...

...pix are not necessary, no no no.

c:

<:3c uguu~

Guuuuuuuu~ <3

Bwabwabwabwa. :U

Oh, and all baby-babble aside; your character is cute. :U~

hahaha ty

your icon is amazing

I love staring at it

we should do a trade

or pchat

OR SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES ARTING TOGETHER

This smells a lot like IMs, right away.

AmIRite?

you are right BC

AIM OR MSN?

I HAVE BOTH.

I'll Note you. <3

or skype

I do not have this. :c!

Can I tell naughty children we're going to your Jack In The Box so you can eat them if they don't behave? *chuckles*

lolZ i feel ur pain... 2 years @ McD's >..< it really shows preds should never work near annoying people for they are tasty XD

I LOVE THIS.

Gah, reminds me of back when I used to work in some McDonald's some years ago, definitely wasn't fun stuff to get to have happening around...
That and having to work with younger coworkers who are as bad -_-
I understand such a pain badly