Alright so I was bored earlier today and felt like writing something. Now, I'm not gonna claim I'm a good writer, but I like writing stuff at times, perhaps you won't get an aneurysm while reading this at least =D

The text was inspired from the lyrics to a song from a local band that I heard the first time in the early 90's but found a CD with while moving.
Their lyrics are made to be humorous though and I tried putting a more dark touch on my work. Perhaps I failed horribly =P

Perhaps Jack the Ripper isn't the most original subject matter but meh =P
Oh well, I'll probably put this in scraps later anyways.

The thumb is a random bloody knife I found on Google.