Alright, I think I've finally finished it. I'm sure there's something wrong with it somewhere, but hopefully it won't be too much. I've decided to join the side of Tolstoy as he happens to be just so darn innocent in that cute war. *chuckles* I had to kinda shrink DM's size so he'd actually fit in Microsoft Word, so please don't strike me down. *flinches*

Looking it over, everyone seems a bit rough, but desperate times calls for desperate measures. Plus, I kinda see Jake, Giran and DM as the three amigos or the three stooges or some other famous troupe of three.