"So I may or may not have accidentally trapped myself in a ravine. You don't really need to know the details beyond that. It's not important. Fortunately I had a grappling hook on me since I was expecting I'd have to climb up a cliff at some point, given the geography. The thing is, I don't have the best throwing arm, and the top is pretty high up there. I'll give it my best shot, but If I can't make it, I'll have to evac. And I'll never hear the end of it if the guys back home catch wind of it. Wish me luck."