Not really a bottle of shampoo. It's meant to straighten hair, and that stuff is spendy.

Good lord, it IS! I swear, my eyes bulged out almost as much when I saw the price as they did when I saw the shape. xD

Eh... my mistake on it not being shampoo. I'm racist. I tend to categorize everything hair-care-related under one label, for convenience's sake. :P

You must not have much hair. O: Gotta know this stuff, man

Oh, I have hair, I just mistreat it, like a neglectful step-father. xD Sure, there are myriads of great products out there I could use on it and treat it right with, (and, subsequently, get social services off my back) but my ultimate hair-care knowledge pretty well just extends to "Shampoo-Conditioner-excessive Gel." :P

You need gay friends who ridicule your hair. That'll teach ya.

....multiple function...perhaps

I actually considered that, but the cheap plastic melding job on the bottle left some AWFULLY jagged edges on it.

I say we stick to purchasing things on THAT nature from people who actually know how to manufacture them with minimal risk on internal bleeding. :P

so you really want it to stick in your A-hole...? My my.. X3

HOLY JESUS THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA, kudos to you my friend *hugs*

Thank, man! *hugsback*

Pretty rare you get an opportunity like this in so public a place, so I knew I had to take it. Glad the risk was worth it!

dude, why can't my pharmaceutical escapades be this humorous? they're always so boring >.<

I know, right?? D: I wish some store have some...hilarious stuff like that!

Great save there at the end. *Art History Major* But it's totally a dog dick.

ALL RIGHT! High-five, man! *Briefly majored in Art History, too*

I know... was almost tempted to add an extra panel where, after I nervously struggle to cover up and he believes me, he just casually goes... "You ask me, it looks like a canine's cock." :P

I love how after studying Ancient Art I now manage a Gamestop. Makes total sense. I totally love little comics about people and the goofy stuff they do. Slice-of-life stuff is the best, especially when its furry.

Great comic But the only prices are 32.99 and 34.99

Thanks a ton, man. :D

Also, whoops! Thanks for the head's up! *fixed.*

You're welcome

Hahaha wow I had that happened to me!

Good lord, I hope you came up with a better save than I did. xD

I mean, really, how many akward situations has this bottle caused? I KNEW I couldn't have been the only person!

I said something like that to my friend with something that looked like a dog dick.. He looked at me and said "....Only a furry."

The thing is just about all my friends and my family know Im a furry.... and I didnt tell my family >> Damn internets!

I'll just sit back here and thank heaven and earth that my own family is so computer-retarded. :P

... even if that DOES mean I have to spend six hours a week explaining and re-explaining to them how an MP3 player works.

Ack x.x I know how you feel. They get online and when a pop up comes on that call me asking if its a virus.

dude wat.

I have been been giving careful and intense consideration to just that very question since yesterday.

... I still have no answer better than "LOLidunno" xD

And you actually did it. And you made it really funny :3 I love the save in the end. As usual your expressions are priceless.

A-yup! Couldn't let an opportunity like that pass. xD

Thanks on all thee compliments, my man! Makes me feel real special. :3

(Also, sorry to hear about that contravention you got trying to get to my place... I feel real bad about that. Next time we go out together, I'll pay for your meal or club admission or whatever to make up for it, some.

naw, don't it was my fault, and Psycho's and Mapdark's. ;) nah seriously I was the driver and I take full responsability of the acts. We took the place of someone who left and I got the contravention 17 minutes after parking there -.-' And ask them, there was someone in that place and I took his place.
Anyways, I'll pay and you don't have to pay me back anything, you still have my beer too it seems, please keep every empty bottles, cuz I do keep them too :3
I'll probably grab that back next week.

You got it, man. I'm keeping them nice and cool in the beer fridge. :) If I can't pay ya back something, then that's the least I can do, so that when you do come over to pick them up, they'll be fresh and cold in case the trip over made ya thirsty. :3

... although, that might not be a great thing to be tempting you with if you're driving over... xD

Vous avez de drôles de trucs dans vos pharmacies sur la rive sud! =P

Super comic, les expressions faciales sont géniales.

Avec le nombre de fucké qui se trouve dans cette région-ci, (moi-inclus!) ça te surpris vraiment? xD

Heh heh… un gros merci, man! *thumbs up*

good saves and your face is really priceless and made me laughs so hard :3

Thanks and thanks, although I'm sure your compliment for how good that save was must be a little tweaked. xD Glad ya liked it, my man!

that shampoo better sing, dance, cook, and do yardwork for that price.

and your right it does look like a dogs um yeah.

*huggles and rubs your chest softly*

xD Maybe half the price is just in the fancy-smanchy bottle design... at least, it is until this comic goes to the mainstream press, and the company suddenly has to change it to something less... questionable-looking.

Like... say... THIS: http://www.clementinenw.com/blog/wp.....8/08/multi.jpg

*Rumbles pleasantly and puts some shampoo in your hair*

Still looks questionably like female breasts to me. >>;

*purrs and continues rubbing your chest.*

what are the chances of seeing that out of the ordinary? XD

Weeeeeeellllll... even if not taken in THAT context, the bottle still has a pretty irregular design. xp

Probably the exact same as the odds of running into somebody from here by sheer happenstance. :P

You should see some of the dog toys I found just going through the pet store trying to get food for my snake.

They were shaped like butt plugs, exotic dildos, and some things you just didnt know what they were.

Wait, so now, most dog's chew toys are being designed to resemble phallic objects? Canines everywhere are being conditioned to chomp down and chew on things that look like dongs??

Good lord, are they all being designed by someone's extremely bitter ex-wife?! xD Heinous!

Hahaha well played!

Indeed! He suspected nothing. Not even when I grabbed the bottle and started stroking it, petting it oh-so-gently. xD

Thanks!

I didn't know you were so mad for the knot

You wouldn't believe the things this lion would do for the knot.

Hehehehe, I'll keep that in mind ^.^

Hehehe

Batteries not included.


Great comic! I'm really diggin' yer stuff! :3

The lack of batteries may be a con, but hey, at least it's got some lube included that will simultaneously makes your nether hairs shiny and lustrous. :P

Thanks a ton, Bannor, I really appreciate it! :)

Great work as usual.

By the way, you really have improved.

Aw. *hugs* Thanks a ton. I really appreciate it, man.

When I saw the title, I thought you had found a shampoo specially made for pubic hair. Way to have my mind in the gutter. A few years ago, there were all these hair removal commercials on TV and the one that always made my friends laugh was "Nads."

"I love my Nads! I use them all the time!"
"Put it on your face, your underarms, or even your bikini area!"
"Nads are soothing and warm and leave you feeling great!"

Even men love nads! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-EuW-vdA0o
*GASP!* You have nads?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swd-VnLVwhY
Warm your nads between your hands. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItrU.....eature=related

YES, I remember those. What kills me is that the people who made that stuff MUST have know the double entendre they were making, and were actually hoping just the name alone would get people's attention. Considering that I still see that stuff on the shelves all these years later, I guess it must have worked! xD

Also, while we're on the topic of pubic shampoo and internet videos... http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/aa.....-from-thaffner

Don't forget the Nads facial wand! And clearly the shampoo bottle looks more like a dog's interpretation of surrealist sculpture! You uncultured swine!

Oh my god, I had the exact same thing happen to me XD except at the end I said "Oh my god doesn't that look like a dogs...trachea!?"

Good save!

While indeed, that did probably allay any suspicions that you knew what a dog's wiener looked like, your friends probably had a few questions regarding how you were able to identify specifically a dog's internal respiratory system by sight alone. xD

"You... are you studying to be a vet or something?"

"No. Why?"

XD Probably hehe, though they just sort of looked oddly at me and shrugged then walked off.

Well even the "hair of the dog" has gotta look smooth and lusterous.

LOL at it being a LUSTerizer. And LOL at the other products being "dream drops" and "seriously straight."

Oh my God, I didn't even NOTICE that! "Lustirizer". xD Man, THAT'S how distracted I was by just the shape of the thing!

My "dog"'s hair ALWAYS looks lustrous. :3

Whew, close one.

Indeed! I'm at least fairly sure that he suspects nothing.

Except for maybe that part where I mumbled something about maybe "Showing that off to the internet." xD

lol lusterizer. Put some lust all in yo hair ;D and make ya horny.

Damn thats some expensive shit and yes it does look like a dogs penis ;D explains why its a lusterizer lol.

xD Actually, I didn't even NOTICE the "LUSTerizer" part on it until after I posted this! Man, that's just how distracted I was by the shape of the thing. :P

I have a feeling part of the cost had something to do with odd design of the bottle. The person who actually slipped this past corporate approval and got paid for it must just be laughing his or her ass off.

Uncanny! :O

Astounding, unearthly, and unconventional!! D:

And also... awesome!

Of course, one could argue that the shape of the bottle is supposed to represent a dollop of shampoo...

I laughed.
Who needs Zeta Creations

"Zeta creations"?? *Goes to look that up*

HOSHIT! XDDDD

Actually, I'd love to buy something off them and just leave it on the shelf in some store sometime, just to watch people look at it, grab it, feel it, and wonder just what the hell it's supposed to be. :P

Haha. That's awesome, and very funny.

Thanks, good buddy! *hugs you and buys you a bottle*

*Deadpan look*

You've seen how short my hair is.



....unless I use it on my pewbs.

Hahahah awkwaaaard. ;)

Ooooh, yes. xD It certainly didn't help matters that he later caught me taking pictures of it, and stroking it tenderly in my hands.

That can of "Seriously Straight" hairspray also looks like one of those bullet-shaped vibrators, what kind of fucked up grocery store do you go to? And can I come along with ya next time?

I should've known to wake up a little more before opening FA to read your newest mindblitz, I snorted so hard I bashed my still woozy head into the wall and now all I see is Courtney Love's jiggly vagina, I know I can't take your humour this early in the morning, that's how you killed Abraham Lincoln and Denis Leary, remember? They were sipping on tea on the Mongolian countryside, they decided to read one of your comics after waking up from their afternoon nap, Lincoln suffocated in his top hat and Leary died of monocle shrapnel, you monster :V

I must say I love how you did this comic, you seemed to of improved a huge leap from your last new comic, I particularly just love that second-to-last frame, definitely one of your funniest comics! Awesome work as usual man :)

This is Québec, man. You can get beer, porn, spaghetti, guns, and marital aid devices all in the same shopping center. Hell, we have guns specifically designed to shoot marital aid devices at people. It all stemmed from the RCMP's report on police brutality and their recommendation that we find "friendlier" ways of subduing criminals. :P

And, look, much LIKE the gun industry, I can't be held responsible for how people use or misuse my products, mister! At least... that's what my lawyer keeps arguing. He seems very insistent on representing me, despite the fact that I have no money. When I asked him about it, he mentioned something about being pro-boner (good for him) and then mumbled something about how his master insisted that I be protected and be allowed to run about free so I can prepare the world for the coming of some guy named "Chris Anti" At least... I think that's what his name is... I dunno, it is SO annoying the way some people have their names written with the surname first on legal documents.

And thanks a ton, man, although, to be fair, that last one WAS years old. In this case, I actually had time to come up with something original, instead of pulling something out of my ass (note: "ASS" is my pet name for my hard drive. Automated System of Sacrilegiousness.) because I was too drunk to make something. xD Still, thanks so much for your critiques and your praise, my man. Means a lot to me. :3

sibole te ben drole toi XD puis se adorable en plus X3

:P

Awwwww, *Se met sa main derrière sa tête en rougissant* merci bien! *Gros sourire*

so you calling us anormal uh ?
lol

well its true that not fur would think ure sick but its true that hard to not think of it

btw in ure grocerie store "spaghitti" are with hair care ? lol

No, just saying that if you exclaim out loud "That shampoo bottle looks like dog cock!", you're gonna be lucky if you don't see your friend on his cell either discreetly calling a mental institution, or the police. xD

And YES. Our planograms are funny that way. Ironically, we also have our back-pain medication on the lowest shelves, forcing people to bend over waaaaaay down to go get them. :P

I love you, the end. Gawd, this is fucking hilarious.

Thanks, dude!

Your unique brand of awesome makes you lovable, too, man! :)

YAY I'M AWESOME!*throws little plastic hearts at your face*

Whoa! hadn't seen the price!

That's ridiculously expensive o_0

Good God, no kidding!

Granted, working in the area I do, I can see things being a little more pricey than the norm, but good God, most people don't even pay that much for a full-service haircut! (Cut, shampoo, styling, gelling, etc...) :P

Dada sculptures FTW! You just invented a new term for "cock" and I shall abuse it

I love you long time for this comic. |3

omg i swear.... i have past a hole week without internet and now i see how much it missed me......

XD

OMG you really did a comic out of this picture !!! The facial expression are as awesome as always XD Great work XD

Hahaha, shit man
Already happened to me too, must be a lion thing xD

Omg, fucking hilarious!!! XD Dude, if I see that, I'd say, "OMG, it look like a DOG PENIS!" lmao and I don't care if I say it out loud! :D

SO fuckin funny. <3 And so true. I know pletny of furs who have these mid sentence realizations when talking to non-furries. :P

omfg XD that's so funny! Been there <<;

I lawled. Twice!

XD epic lol

I lol'd

Dude, I so know how you feel. It's so hard to know when to talk about things like that, cause some people would totally freak if they figured out you were( in any way) into that. But your both guys, so you should be fine being stupid.:P

Eh... I dunno if just being guys would make everything square between us if ever I let anything slip... I think, rather, what I'd need is some dirt on HIM to even the odds, like finding out that he's into zombie porn. xD

Ah, I know what ya mean. I do the same with my roommate. Except with him it's Japaness girls and tenticals.

ROFL!!!!!! nice save...... and i do have to admit this aldo happened to me once. i was crushed bc i failed so hard.

Crushed???

Well, gosh, yeah, I guess a boulder falling from out of nowhere certainly helps steer the conversation away from an awkward pause. xD

oh yea im still in recovery on that one

EXACTLY THIS HAPPENED TO ME TODAY



FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU

NO SHIT!

I thought this stuff was only sold in Canadia! xP

Now all of the world gets to have awkward moments like these. xD

i want one. i want to creap ym friends out wrap it in pinkish red fabric and sow it onto a big stuffed animal X3

"Never again will you have to bend over and pick up the soap, because now the soap is in YOU!"

OHGOD, THE MENTAL IMAGE!!! D:

... is that a good thing, or a bad thing? Or a bad thing that you feel good about, or a good thing that you shouldn't tell your parents about?

Edd se demande c'est quelle pharmacie que t'es allé? XD