Started a new series. The idea is I come up with and advertise terrible products.
For example, StimCaff is triple-strength coffee in a can with large (probably dangerous) amounts of stimulants mixed in. It'll keep you going, but each can will take a year off your life (at least).
I like to imagine there's some kind of capitalist society in which employers supply their minimum-wage workers with this drink AND ONLY THIS DRINK to keep them productive.