
Category All / All
Species Dog (Other)
Size 450 x 700px
File Size 130.8 kB
Pocketdogs not available in all areas.
"Yes, it's PocketDog! The toy sensation that's sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to PocketDog.
Caution: PocketDog may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
PocketDog contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use PocketDog on concrete.
Discontinue use of PocketDog if any of the following occurs:
* itching
* vertigo
* dizziness
* tingling in extremities
* loss of balance or coordination
* slurred speech
* temporary blindness
* profuse sweating
* or heart palpitations.
If PocketDog begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
PocketDog may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, PocketDog should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of PocketDog, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of PocketDog include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
PocketDog has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt PocketDog.
PocketDog comes with a lifetime warranty. "
"Yes, it's PocketDog! The toy sensation that's sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to PocketDog.
Caution: PocketDog may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
PocketDog contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use PocketDog on concrete.
Discontinue use of PocketDog if any of the following occurs:
* itching
* vertigo
* dizziness
* tingling in extremities
* loss of balance or coordination
* slurred speech
* temporary blindness
* profuse sweating
* or heart palpitations.
If PocketDog begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
PocketDog may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, PocketDog should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of PocketDog, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of PocketDog include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
PocketDog has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt PocketDog.
PocketDog comes with a lifetime warranty. "
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