Tsutaja? Smugleaf? Snakey? Pshaw, as if that stuck up wankster thinks he can hold a candle to the O.G. Cyndaquil. Cyndaquil is totally the O.G. ― original gangsta' ― starter Pokemon and is ready to smack that smug smirk offa snakeys snarky face.

Face it, Cyndaquil's a pimp. You know it to be true. It is. Don't think a threat like Snakey (my favored nickname for Tsutaja, personally) is going to dethrone Cyndaquil. Cyndaquil may not be my favorite starter (yeah, I know, sorry), but you can't dispute that it is clearly the most pimp out of any of the current 12 and even out of the full roster of 15.

That and I was bored. Originally, the doodle of oC was just of a Cyndaquil, but we were going crazy and redinking crap and captions all over stuff, so I pimped 'quil's ride. Then I simply had to see it through. Who wants a boring old Cyndaquil when you can have a badass mofo pimp starter Cyndaquil?!