Well, it's been a year and I wanted to give you my bio for one of my Sanfilippo members, Isaia Sanfilippo the religious fraudster of the Sanfilippo Mafia family. He's a real slimeball to say the very least and his wife isn't much better, that's for sure.

I hope that you enjoy his bio and that he gets a story where he gets humiliated badly.

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Name: Isaia Sanfilippo (Under various aliases)
Gender: Male
Occupation: TV Evangelist. Warning: Links to organised crime is suspected. Under investigation
D.O.B. 03/04/88
Family: Rachel Sanfilippo, Mother (deceased), Henry Sanfilippo, Father
Siblings: Peter Sanfilippo, Dominic Sanfilippo, Galileo Sanfilippo, Kane Sanfilippo, Patrick Sanfilippo, Charlotte Sanfilippo, Juliet Sanfilippo.
Mary Sanfilippo- Wife
Species: Semi-Longhair/Devon Rex cross
Nationality: British-Italian decent
Height: 5:7
Weight: 145 pounds average
Eye colour: Brown
Hair colour: Brown

Appearance: Standard build. Clean-shaven and hair tailored to be smooth and sharp. Has been pampered to look as good as he can on TV and social media.

Clothes: Likes to wear a nice suit and tie and holds his trusted Bible in his hand. Holds a large silver cross around his necklace. Wears glasses and a watch.

Personality: Beneath his handsome looks, his charming personality and the way he speaks like he works for the Lord is a mean spirited arrogant jerk who thinks he can use religion as a means to swindle various people of their hard-earned cash, and sway people to do his bidding. He can scheme countless amounts of tricks to market his churches all so people can reach into their wallets.

To say he does not practice what he preaches is putting it mildly. Despite being married is very lewd and has no compunction against having affairs. Holds a low opinion on homosexuals, other religious bodies, and supers. Yet he probably dreams lustfully about the super-heroines in Colmaton. Has been known to take drugs of various types but hides it with a claim that he used to before being “Saved”.

He can set also up a scheme to get countless individuals to “donate” money to solve problems he has sensationalised and has made it hard to make proper legal investigations into his operations through his privately funded security teams and lawyers. His schemes include, “Holy Water” (which is probably just normal tap water), “Miracles” (Easily performed optical tricks) and “Letters of Prayers” (for a price)”.

He cares little about any real charity work, only giving a pittance of money to charitable causes compared to the amount of “donations” he gets from his followers in his churches. The money he gets has been used to fund his and his siblings' lifestyles and has been known to act like he should have all the credit for their lifestyles. His way of speaking has been known to irritate Peter Sanfilippo and his siblings from time to time.

Bio: Isaia was the third born son of the Sanfilippo Family and was known to be involved in drug trafficking from a young age. One day he encountered a priest who wanted him to repent from his drug habit and gave him a leaflet inviting him to a sermon saying the Bible will get him to repent. Rachel agreed to this as she wanted him to cut his habit to avoid attention from the authorities.

Isaia was then given a Bible to read and as he did, Henry revealed that he had another version of the Bible whose translation dated back centuries ago. Isaia read both these translations from Genesis to Revelations, a feat in itself, to find multiple differences between the two versions and decided to ask the priest about them. This caused the priest to react poorly who proclaimed that his version of the Bible was the true version and that he was deceived by this older version. Even though Isaia did research to find the older version was much more popular with those who promoted their own interpretations.

Following the death of his mother, Isaia, like everyone else, was sorrowful and distraught at Rachel’s funeral. Isaia, along with Peter wondered where she was and hoped she was in a better place. They then went to a Christian convention and it was there that Isaia was baptised in the name of Christ. Peter didn’t follow suit as he asked how do you know that Christ really is in your heart and not some kind of trick and the answer he got was “We don’t question it. You just have faith to believe and then you will obey him.” That was more than enough for him to look at this from a very different perspective. Not helped was that the convention’s security was tight with guards and CCTV all over the place. Bibles, toys, food and other such merchandise sold in large quantities for quite a bit of money. He was told it was for the poor people which he wondered where all the poor people were.

Isaia then tried to teach his siblings about the Gospel but his methods rubbed a couple of his siblings the wrong way, in particular Juliet who after a tiring episode in the gym wasn’t having it anymore and punched Isaia in the face without any feeling of shame or remorse. This didn’t deter him from his beliefs though and he would watch the evangelicals for inspiration and soon he landed himself a position in a massive church hosted by a well-respected Evangelist. The church was relatively modest with a cost at least quite a bundle for construction.

He then arranged an “Expose” to the church leader and ousted him from being the head leader and soon took the church over to make his own tv channel with the money he had. His channel soon got lots of followers and consequently, donations were made to his “Church”. But Isiaia wasn’t satisfied with the amount of money he earned. So he did a real scummy thing by emptying his old house of his stuff then arranged a female arsonist called Mary to burn it down. She then pretended to be his biggest donor and this caused a massive amount of donations to his church. Enamored by her cunning devious manner, the two got married with a cover story to make it sympathetic.

She then took part in Isaia’s sermons, portraying Hell in the most dramatic and horrific ways, which got many elderly, scared of their grandchildren suffering such a fate, to start parting their cash which got the two really rich. They then modified the church to make it glamorous and soon the number of donations reached around hundreds of thousands in a month. He and Mary went out of their way to look as appealing on TV as they could, not to mention getting books to find out more ways to be charismatic so that the two could get more money out of the public.

Isaia on the other hand performed sermons and “miracles” in front of his audience with various optical illusions, persuasive phrases, and tricks as well as paid “stuntmen” to make his “miracles” believable. He also arranged a trading scheme to sell “holy water” for people to use, making a profit out of the placebo effect.

It wasn’t long before various NGOs, unaware of their true colours, soon approached Isaia for financial support and with his charming charisma, persuaded various representatives of poor societies to “work” for him so that his followers donated even more money to his church. But it wasn’t long before he hoarded the majority of the donations for himself and arranged some “accidents” towards those who objected or investigated him. Plus he denied the allegations leveled at him and managed to persuade his followers to see things his way.

Now, he owns a massive mansion with Mary, and he isn’t afraid to do spend whatever he liked without fear of reprisal, knowing that his church has funded his lifestyle and the operations for his siblings in the Sanfilippo family. Nonetheless, he’s set his sights on an aggressive expansion of his operations and get more money to his pockets.