Old Bay: *BRRRNT* Mmmmm...much better. *gets out his cellphone as he sighs* So, what’s new today? Hopefully something good.

Stranger: *knocks on door* Old Bay?! Are you done in there?! You’re not the only one that has to go, you know?

Old Bay: Just hold on a minute! I’m almost through! Hmph, now then. *sees this pic on his cellphone* Huh…? Wha-...what’s this? Is this...supposed to be me? Did this artist draw me?................*smirks as he rubs his beard* Hehehehe. I don’t look half bad. I’m actually loving this piece. Hahahaha.

Stranger: *knocks on door* OLD BAY! Could you hurry it up! My ass is gonna explode!

Old Bay: Ugh! Alright already! Sheesh. *gets off the toilet as he pulls his pants up and flushes* I can never shit in peace. *leaves the outhouse* There! All yours!

Stranger: Finally! *rushes in the outhouse* ...Ugh! Good lord!

Old Bay: *murmuring* Heh. Serve you right.

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