Vendor: Here’s your Chiko Roll, my boy.

Buckwheat: Thanks! *walks off as he noms on a Chiko Roll*

Lady 1: *giggles as she murmurs* Look at him...

Lady 2: *murmuring* He’s such a cutie…

Buckwheat: Huh…?

Lady 3: *murmuring* He is baby...

Lady 4: *murmuring* He’s such a snacc…

Buckwheat: Uh...am I hearing this right? Why are the ladies looking and talking about me like that? *thinking* Huh…….

Poison Sting: Yo! Buckwheat!

Buckwheat: Oh, Poison Sting. Uh...hey there.

Poison Sting: What’s good, mate?! Nomming on a Chiko Roll, I see.

Buckwheat: Well, I seem to be getting the ladies’ attention somehow. I mean, if I’ve heard ‘em right, one called me “cutie”, another called me…”baby”, and this other one said…”I’m a snacc”? Like, what the heck? I’ve never gotten THAT kind of attention before?

Poison Sting: I see. Did cha see what that artist posted on the Internet?

Buckwheat: Huh? No. Who is this artist and...what did they post? *gets out his cellphone as he goes on the net and sees this pic* WHA-...?!

Poison Sting: Hehehe.

Buckwheat: Is this...no way! Really?!

Poison Sting: Yep. THAT’S what’s posted.

Buckwheat: Un...unbelievable! I...never expected someone would draw me. Wait, now that I think about it…*flashback to where he saw the ladies staring at him, but he also saw one with their cellphone out and it was showing that same pic* Ooooooooh! So, THAT’S why those girls were talking all flirty like that!

Poison Sting: Hahahaha. *gives Buckwheat a noogie* Well, I guess thanks to the artist looks like you’re on their “Would Hit” list.

Buckwheat: *blushes* Oh, come on, Sting. I’m...not really that cute. I mean, who would even hang or go out with a geeky country boy like me?

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