Mr. H: *scrolls through the Internet on his cellphone and suddenly comes across this pic* Oooof course. Lycoperdon. Heh. Why am I not surprised? *suddenly ground pounded by Lycoperdon* AAAH! *drops his cellphone*

Lycoperdon: *sitting on Mr. H* Hehehehe. You rang?

Mr. H: Damnit, Lyco! What was that for?

Lycoperdon: *crosses his arms* Surprise attack, duh!

Mr. H: Ugh. Well, your “surprise” attack kinda broke my back.

Lycoperdon: Anywaaaays...what cha lookin’ at?

Mr. H: Something.

Lycoperdon: *grabs Mr. Hs phone* What is this “something” something you’re looking at? *sees pic*

Mr. H: What do ya think?

Lycoperdon: *looking at pic* Oooooooooh. This for me?

Mr. H: Well, duh. I mean, that artist did draw you.

Lycoperdon: Yeehehe. Sweet! I’m loving this. Look at me blep. Hehehe. So cute.

Mr. H: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now can you get your fat, smelly ass off me?

Lycoperdon: Ooookay. *gets off of Mr. H* Welp, laters. *walks off*

Mr. H: *gets up and wipes himself off* Say……...I just realized I didn’t get farted on this time.

Lycoperdon: *comes back* Oh, yeah! Thanks for reminding me, Mr. H! *grabs Mr. H’s head, shoves him towards his badonk, and rips rancid wet one*

Mr. H: Ugh! *coughs and gags* Augh! ...Fuck! ...Blaugh! Shit on a stick!

Lycoperdon: Hehehehe.

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