Papa Bear: Hahahahaha! We sure did put on quite a show there, huh, boys?

Billy Bill: We sure did!

Country Gravy: Hell yeah, we did! Hehe.

Papa Bear: Hehehehe. *goes to his locker* Damn, sure feels good to be a stripper. Hehehe. *gets his cellphone as he checks the time* Damn! 9:30 pm already?! Heh, guess time flies when you’re having fun. Perhaps...too much fun. Hehe. *unlocks phone with his password as he suddenly comes across this pic* Helloooooooo, what’s this...?

Billy Bill: Hey, Papa Bear. Whatcha lookin’ at?

Country Gravy: *sees that pic* Ahahaha. Awww, Well, ain’t that sweet? Someone drew a picture of you!

Papa Bear: Hehehe. Well, I never expected art from an artist. In fact, I’ve never gotten art as a gift from someone before.

Billy Bill: Well, that artist sure did get your sexy side.

Papa Bear: Indeed. You know what? I should give this artist one of my nudes...as a token of gratitude, that is.

Country Gravy: Wait a second. How’d you know if this artist even wants nudes?

Billy Bill: And how do you know if this artist is a homo? Or better yet, 18 or older?

Papa Bear: …….Eeeehhh...you know what? I think you’re right. Better safe than sorry, I suppose. *puts his cellphone up* I’ll just give compliments to the artist instead.

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Headshot commission done by  matt-darkpaw

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