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I'mma just sit back and wait for the hatred to start rollin' on in.
Drinking game: Do a shot whenever someone says a variant of, "How dare you compare [X] to [Y]!!!"
By the way, happy Everyone Draw The Prophet Mohammed Day!
(In case you're wondering, in the above drawing, Mohammed is the woman.)
Drinking game: Do a shot whenever someone says a variant of, "How dare you compare [X] to [Y]!!!"
By the way, happy Everyone Draw The Prophet Mohammed Day!
(In case you're wondering, in the above drawing, Mohammed is the woman.)
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No no no; I have never had to block so many people for sheer inexcusable rudeness as when i put up a journal attacking the bullshit a dear friend of mine went through in the military. I think a few of them might have killed me if I'd said what I said to their faces. They love their orginization the way a boy loves his mama.
And as far as women goes, this is based mostly on the fact that I can bash humans all day long, and men all day long, but If I bash a woman over something she did, it's pretty inevitable I'll get accused of 'hating women'. To some people (of both genders), criticizing a woman means you hate women, regardless of whether the criticism is valid. I don't put up with that shit. The truth exists independently of who says it about who.
And as far as women goes, this is based mostly on the fact that I can bash humans all day long, and men all day long, but If I bash a woman over something she did, it's pretty inevitable I'll get accused of 'hating women'. To some people (of both genders), criticizing a woman means you hate women, regardless of whether the criticism is valid. I don't put up with that shit. The truth exists independently of who says it about who.
*(nods about the military supporters)* Ah, I see what you mean. And about women too though not all are like that. But yeah it's a fine line sometimes and there are some women (those I specified above) who will cry sexism no matter what. But yeah I do see what you mean there too.
The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood-and such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the Theory of Indeterminacy.
"Draw Muhammad Day: 5/20/2010 has been designated 'Draw Muhammad Day' by the Internet. While we do permit artistic freedom, please keep in mind that derogatory, sexual and/or outright insulting Muhammads will not be permitted. Keep them clean, respectful. Derogatory Muhammads will be removed."
BOOOOOOOOOOO! Boo on you, FA. You can either permit artistic freedom or you can arbitrarily remove peoples' art, but you can't do both at the same time. Pick one and be done with it.
BOOOOOOOOOOO! Boo on you, FA. You can either permit artistic freedom or you can arbitrarily remove peoples' art, but you can't do both at the same time. Pick one and be done with it.
Where does it fuckin' say that? Aw, jeesus... That is such utter bullshit.
"Celebrate your little holiday, kids! Just so long as you don't violate our precious policy and possibly bring the wrath of the very people whose brutal, uncivilized actions this day is designed to protest!"
Fuck Muhammad. Fuck his wrinkled brown asshole. And fuck anyone who kisses it. I will NOT be told to be respectful to someone who doesn't deserve my respect. Muhammad's a dead old plagarist who wrote a shitty, bigoted book. Fuck him.
There are OODLES of disrespectful pictures of Jesus up on this site that the admins don't give a FUCK about. So FUCK their double standard.
"Celebrate your little holiday, kids! Just so long as you don't violate our precious policy and possibly bring the wrath of the very people whose brutal, uncivilized actions this day is designed to protest!"
Fuck Muhammad. Fuck his wrinkled brown asshole. And fuck anyone who kisses it. I will NOT be told to be respectful to someone who doesn't deserve my respect. Muhammad's a dead old plagarist who wrote a shitty, bigoted book. Fuck him.
There are OODLES of disrespectful pictures of Jesus up on this site that the admins don't give a FUCK about. So FUCK their double standard.
Actually, I think I loathe them slightly less because, with a person like that, you almost have to factor in a bit of craziness. If I were to weigh, on the 'evil' scale, a crackpot fundamentalist who'd been brainwashed since birth, and a perfectly sane and otherwise reasonable guy who gives in to that crackpot fundamentalist, I think I might have to go with the latter.
In a weird way, it reminds me of how TheAmazingAthiest said that he hated Cop Out far more than some other random bad film, because he knows Kevin Smith has talent. Wasted potential is, I think, sadder than the same shit from someone who never had potential in the first place.
(Similarly, I think I probably hate religious converts a lot more than someone born into it.)
In a weird way, it reminds me of how TheAmazingAthiest said that he hated Cop Out far more than some other random bad film, because he knows Kevin Smith has talent. Wasted potential is, I think, sadder than the same shit from someone who never had potential in the first place.
(Similarly, I think I probably hate religious converts a lot more than someone born into it.)
Well, this is going off my personal observations. Also, I've noticed that these three groups are most likely to call you *immoral* for disagreeing with them. I can't tell you how many times I've been called misogynist or a pedophile for making a logically sound point backed up by evidence.
Yea, there are a lot of stupid people in the world.
And to be logical:
A) Somewhere in the Kuran, there is a clause that pretty much says that anyone who doesn't believe in their religion must be converted or killed.
B) Cub Porn is about as iffy as a baby sandwich. While, yes, child pornography is illegal. The real question is "Does Cub Porn count as Kiddie Porn?" Personally, I believe it does, and I don't like it much myself. But if someone wishes to draw CP, it is their choice.
C) If women want to be taken seriously, they should understand that if they can make jokes about men, we can make jokes about them. Sexual harassment in the case of jokes is pathetically stupid.
D) Democrats are Racist.
And to be logical:
A) Somewhere in the Kuran, there is a clause that pretty much says that anyone who doesn't believe in their religion must be converted or killed.
B) Cub Porn is about as iffy as a baby sandwich. While, yes, child pornography is illegal. The real question is "Does Cub Porn count as Kiddie Porn?" Personally, I believe it does, and I don't like it much myself. But if someone wishes to draw CP, it is their choice.
C) If women want to be taken seriously, they should understand that if they can make jokes about men, we can make jokes about them. Sexual harassment in the case of jokes is pathetically stupid.
D) Democrats are Racist.
>A) Somewhere in the Kuran, there is a clause that pretty much says that anyone who doesn't believe in their religion must be converted or killed.
Oh, you mean like that passage in the bible where it says if you hear of a city where people worship other gods, it is your duty to put every living thing in that city to death by the sword?
spolier alert: They're the same damn book!
>B) Cub Porn is about as iffy as a baby sandwich. While, yes, child pornography is illegal. The real question is "Does Cub Porn count as Kiddie Porn?" Personally, I believe it does, and I don't like it much myself. But if someone wishes to draw CP, it is their choice.
Ah, but do you consider a slasher movie to be the same thing as a snuff film? In other words, if a drawn image can be considered anywhere near as immoral as a photograph of a real event, then why would that only apply to pornography? If I draw a rape, how immoral is that compared to photographing a real rape?
>C) If women want to be taken seriously, they should understand that if they can make jokes about men, we can make jokes about them. Sexual harassment in the case of jokes is pathetically stupid.
I love the SNL skit about how men can avoid sexual harassment accusations: be handsome.
>D) Democrats are Racist.
Look, I'm no racist, but I'm beginning to suspect that the president might be black.
Oh, you mean like that passage in the bible where it says if you hear of a city where people worship other gods, it is your duty to put every living thing in that city to death by the sword?
spolier alert: They're the same damn book!
>B) Cub Porn is about as iffy as a baby sandwich. While, yes, child pornography is illegal. The real question is "Does Cub Porn count as Kiddie Porn?" Personally, I believe it does, and I don't like it much myself. But if someone wishes to draw CP, it is their choice.
Ah, but do you consider a slasher movie to be the same thing as a snuff film? In other words, if a drawn image can be considered anywhere near as immoral as a photograph of a real event, then why would that only apply to pornography? If I draw a rape, how immoral is that compared to photographing a real rape?
>C) If women want to be taken seriously, they should understand that if they can make jokes about men, we can make jokes about them. Sexual harassment in the case of jokes is pathetically stupid.
I love the SNL skit about how men can avoid sexual harassment accusations: be handsome.
>D) Democrats are Racist.
Look, I'm no racist, but I'm beginning to suspect that the president might be black.
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64% of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot.
82.4% of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not.
I don't know what you believe, but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof.
I got too much to think about.
(It's a song, by the way.-by Todd Snider.)
82.4% of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not.
I don't know what you believe, but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof.
I got too much to think about.
(It's a song, by the way.-by Todd Snider.)
I'm going more by, 'Which people online can I not say a single thing about without one of them popping up to call me immoral for criticizing them?' I can't tell you how many times I've been called a misogynist and a pedophile. A lot of groups don't seem to understand that I'll disagree with anything I think is BS, no matter whom it comes from. No; I must be targeting their specific group because I'm intolerant and full of hate. Yeesh.
Technically I am an anthropedophile. My dick only swings for furry kids.
>It's not as if it's a synonym with "child molester". Oh wait. People are stupid. Disregard.
HA! Yes, exactly. The news makes no distinction between pedophile/ephebophile/infantophile/child molester or child rapist, so most people don't think there is any difference. They seem to really believe that anyone who has ever had a sexual thought about a child is incapable of resisting the urge to rape the fuck out of every kid they look at.
>It's not as if it's a synonym with "child molester". Oh wait. People are stupid. Disregard.
HA! Yes, exactly. The news makes no distinction between pedophile/ephebophile/infantophile/child molester or child rapist, so most people don't think there is any difference. They seem to really believe that anyone who has ever had a sexual thought about a child is incapable of resisting the urge to rape the fuck out of every kid they look at.
There is an absolutely wonderful quote from Michael C. Hall about the character he's played. It went something like, "People see Six Feet Under and ask me all the time if I'm gay, but they never watch Dexter and ask if I'm really a serial killer."
For some reason, our society thinks it's acceptable to make any kind of assumption you want about someone's sexuality. It probably derives from the fact that we've never really gotten over the idea that 'straight people sex is the only normal kind of sex', so anyone who is even perceived to be different is fair game for ignorance.
For some reason, our society thinks it's acceptable to make any kind of assumption you want about someone's sexuality. It probably derives from the fact that we've never really gotten over the idea that 'straight people sex is the only normal kind of sex', so anyone who is even perceived to be different is fair game for ignorance.
Somewhere in the multiverse there's an alternate reality that's just like ours, except sexuality is just nothing special, like whatever, who cares, whereas some other relatively unimportant facet of human existence is obsessed over to ridiculous lengths by lots of people.
For instance: the ice cream sensitivity spot. I learned from watching a George Carlin comedy special once that when he eats ice cream that's too cold, he doesn't get ice cream headache like I do... he gets ice cream *throat*. He's one of those *throaters*.
In this world, it was for a long time considered embarrassing to be a throater as opposed to a header. There were scenes in many comedies where there's, like, three kids eating ice cream, and suddenly one kid blurts out, "Ow, my throat!" and the other two kids start snickering and jeering. Several years later, there were a few comedy scenes with someone in his teens or twenties eating ice cream and saying "Argh, my thr--my *head!*" and raising his hand to his forehead, with a noticeable waver and delay as his hand passes his throat.
This world is more enlightened now, in *some* areas. Dexter is often seen eating ice cream and clutching his throat in pain. Actor Michael C. Hall is quoted as saying, "People see Dexter and ask me all the time if I'm a throater, but they never watch Six Feet Under and ask if I'm really gay."
If people from that world could see ours, they'd think we were nuts!
For instance: the ice cream sensitivity spot. I learned from watching a George Carlin comedy special once that when he eats ice cream that's too cold, he doesn't get ice cream headache like I do... he gets ice cream *throat*. He's one of those *throaters*.
In this world, it was for a long time considered embarrassing to be a throater as opposed to a header. There were scenes in many comedies where there's, like, three kids eating ice cream, and suddenly one kid blurts out, "Ow, my throat!" and the other two kids start snickering and jeering. Several years later, there were a few comedy scenes with someone in his teens or twenties eating ice cream and saying "Argh, my thr--my *head!*" and raising his hand to his forehead, with a noticeable waver and delay as his hand passes his throat.
This world is more enlightened now, in *some* areas. Dexter is often seen eating ice cream and clutching his throat in pain. Actor Michael C. Hall is quoted as saying, "People see Dexter and ask me all the time if I'm a throater, but they never watch Six Feet Under and ask if I'm really gay."
If people from that world could see ours, they'd think we were nuts!
Actually, I'm not too surprised. Whenever I blatantly bait haters, they never show up. Oh, they'll debate me till they're blue in the face so long as it's on THEIR page. But rarely do they ever meet me on my turf. One could probably infer something about their courage from that...
Maybe the mustache and beard help it stand out?
I didn't use a reference to draw Mohogmed himself; that was all freehand. I did look up the AK-47. I must be getting SOMEWHAT better at drawing!
Pigs are just as bad-tempered as fundamentalists of any stripe. And just as dangerous.
I didn't use a reference to draw Mohogmed himself; that was all freehand. I did look up the AK-47. I must be getting SOMEWHAT better at drawing!
Pigs are just as bad-tempered as fundamentalists of any stripe. And just as dangerous.
I thought you were joking about that happy draw muhamed day. Everyone is doing it. Litteraly <.< look how many artists im watching @_@ everyone!!!!
And many are doing this just over that BS with south park....
Wasn't that like a long time ago???
Honest folks were all pissed off at each others but get it through your thich skulls that we have freedom here and you don't :P That is what you get for picking a totalerant religion. At least here we can bad mouth jews christains and other religions and not have the second crusades rain down on us by the pope..
Oh but they only think of themselves I forgot...
and the answer is C. Why?
A. We don't criticise Islam we poke fun at it.
B. Anti Cub Activists Criticise us not the other way around. We just hate them.
C. Obviously you never spent a night on the living room coutch.
And many are doing this just over that BS with south park....
Wasn't that like a long time ago???
Honest folks were all pissed off at each others but get it through your thich skulls that we have freedom here and you don't :P That is what you get for picking a totalerant religion. At least here we can bad mouth jews christains and other religions and not have the second crusades rain down on us by the pope..
Oh but they only think of themselves I forgot...
and the answer is C. Why?
A. We don't criticise Islam we poke fun at it.
B. Anti Cub Activists Criticise us not the other way around. We just hate them.
C. Obviously you never spent a night on the living room coutch.
>And many are doing this just over that BS with south park....
Wasn't that like a long time ago???
Um, no. that was only at the begining of May, if I recall.
>At least here we can bad mouth jews
That is a great taken-out-of-context quote. ;)
>A. We don't criticise Islam we poke fun at it.
B. Anti Cub Activists Criticise us not the other way around. We just hate them.
C. Obviously you never spent a night on the living room coutch.
I dunno. I've found that, for all three of them, if they make an unreasonable criticism of you, and you argue back with logic, they will all throw some truly massive hissy fits.
Wasn't that like a long time ago???
Um, no. that was only at the begining of May, if I recall.
>At least here we can bad mouth jews
That is a great taken-out-of-context quote. ;)
>A. We don't criticise Islam we poke fun at it.
B. Anti Cub Activists Criticise us not the other way around. We just hate them.
C. Obviously you never spent a night on the living room coutch.
I dunno. I've found that, for all three of them, if they make an unreasonable criticism of you, and you argue back with logic, they will all throw some truly massive hissy fits.
>I've found that, for all three of them, if they make an unreasonable criticism of you, and you argue back with logic, they will all throw some truly massive hissy fits.
This is why I just ignore anti-cub (and related dickheads) as much as I can, unless push comes to shove. It's like arguing with a broken record that's trying to hurt your feelings.
This is why I just ignore anti-cub (and related dickheads) as much as I can, unless push comes to shove. It's like arguing with a broken record that's trying to hurt your feelings.
I'd *like*to ignore the fuckers, but they keep bringing the fight to me!
I swear, I cringe every time I look in my inbox and there's a comment from someone I don't know on a months-old submission. Most of the time it's something nice, but plenty of times it's some douchebag wanting to start a fight and remind me of how immoral I am. I just wanna tell them, "Do you REALLY think you're the first fucko to say all this to me?" ;)
I swear, I cringe every time I look in my inbox and there's a comment from someone I don't know on a months-old submission. Most of the time it's something nice, but plenty of times it's some douchebag wanting to start a fight and remind me of how immoral I am. I just wanna tell them, "Do you REALLY think you're the first fucko to say all this to me?" ;)
*In a poof of cannabis smelling smoke i am magically transformed into a zombie and moan one word*
Braaaaaaiiiinssss
*in another poof of smoke i revert back to my normal form...a potleaf winged white mouse with a black C shaped crescent moon marking on my eye*
XD i am glad ya like my Beakman avatar JB...Thank you
Braaaaaaiiiinssss
*in another poof of smoke i revert back to my normal form...a potleaf winged white mouse with a black C shaped crescent moon marking on my eye*
XD i am glad ya like my Beakman avatar JB...Thank you
Want Brains? Here you go. I'm told that this is often served with scrambled eggs, and is extremely greasy.
I've only heard of Beakman's World; never saw it.
I've only heard of Beakman's World; never saw it.
OOOO...pork brains...heard they are tasty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7G4.....eature=related now you have seen it...or at least some of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7G4.....eature=related now you have seen it...or at least some of it
Pork brains: YMMV on that. Someone that tried pork brains said he didn't like 'em, described the texture as "gritty and greasy." And the canned pork brains have somewhere over 1000% the recommended cholesterol allowance per day. I've run across a mention that brain is 1/3 fat (so that makes us all fatheads.)
Beakman: ...and speaking of pork, that show serves everything up with a large ham. Considering the target audience is younger kids, it keeps their attention.
Beakman: ...and speaking of pork, that show serves everything up with a large ham. Considering the target audience is younger kids, it keeps their attention.
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