I was ticked off after getting a flat last friday. It was only intensified when this weenie shows up at the repair shop chatting up the mechanics while he waited for his Miata to get it's tune up. Thing is, he was chatting them up and just wouldn't go away, and they were too polite to tell him to eff-off. You all know the type the kind that likes to get off by knowing more 'underground' bands than you and gets off on saying things like 'I liked them before they were cool.'

Anyway, I was in a pissy mood as a result so when I got back to the office after they fixed my tire I spat this out in the remaining lunch break I had: All of 5 minutes.