My friend has a webcomic, and he's always there to remind me I have one of my own. He's also an amazing friend in magical Canadaland.

He's hot with the ladies, a babe magnet, and is never tossed into the friend zone (according to him). So when some chick starts teasing and calls him just a friend, he's baffled.

I thought a top hat would remedy the situation.

His comic can be found on Drunk Duck Here

I shouldn't be allowed to have sharpies..