ta da! it's me. tho i doubt anyone would really be that pleased to find me in a giant oyster. i bet that's comfortable to sit on tho, its like a big mouth.
LOL, someday a member of my family is going to find shit like this on the internets and think infinitly less of me.

i'm stuck on the idea that it's easier for women to be sexier then men. the only way is too adopt feminine attitudes in males! i mean, look at that pose, it's flirty, receptive, playful.. they say androgeneous people are the most well adjusted people...