Introduction

Heeheeheeeee! Hiya hiya pally wallies. It's Jinxie, yer host fer the evening. 'Scuse Jinxie. Jinxie wuz just havin' someone fer dinner.

((*bang bang* LET ME OUT!))

Oopsie... guess Jinxie's not done yet. *giggle* Well, before Jinxie takes a night cap, here's stuff y'all should know.

Bram Stoker said that "there are things done to-day in electrical science which would have been deemed unholy by the very men who discovered electricity—who would themselves not so long before have been burned as wizards."

Technology. Magic. What's the difference? To you, a smartphone is something y'all take fer granted. But to a cave dweller, it's black magic. How advanced would it have to be to look like magic to you? And how far will it go before it has to be destroyed?

That's what you'll find in this book. Spell-casting wristwatches, possessed spacecraft, vampire computers. That's just a taste of what you'll find.

Feel free ta curl up in bed with this book. That way y'all have covers to pull over yer head if y'all get too scared.

Jinxie gots ta have some dessert. But the book is fer you. Enjoy the read.

And... pleasant screams! Teehee...

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What y'all think? Ya like Jinxie's funny bizness?