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Oh.. So you are the new guard. Shame what happened to the last one....
Well, I can already tell you are awe struck. I'm sorry our statues don't do me justice. The truth is we kept running out of material. Now, as part of my rear guard, this is the view you will have most of the day. I would advise you to keep watching me and not get distracted. That's how we lost guard number 8
The other thing I must advise you. Our health plan does not cover STSPOG (Sudden Twilight Slamming Plot On Guards) so I would not do anything that may cause me to loose my balance.
I also must tell you that any jokes about my size will not be tolerated. Unless you want to end up in the Dungeon of Ironic Punishments.
Any questions?
Hope you all enjoy <3
Ponies © Hasbro
Well, I can already tell you are awe struck. I'm sorry our statues don't do me justice. The truth is we kept running out of material. Now, as part of my rear guard, this is the view you will have most of the day. I would advise you to keep watching me and not get distracted. That's how we lost guard number 8
The other thing I must advise you. Our health plan does not cover STSPOG (Sudden Twilight Slamming Plot On Guards) so I would not do anything that may cause me to loose my balance.
I also must tell you that any jokes about my size will not be tolerated. Unless you want to end up in the Dungeon of Ironic Punishments.
Any questions?
Hope you all enjoy <3
Ponies © Hasbro
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fat Furs
Species Pony
Size 1280 x 900px
File Size 124.2 kB
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