Deadass: *humming while strolling through the Internet on his cellphone as he hums, then later comes across this pic* Hmm...oooooh, neato. Hehe. Me gusta. Haha. *breaks fourth wall as he turns to the viewers* Oh! Why, hello there! I know, right?! What “Popufur” artist would be generous to draw me this amazing piece? Well, I can’t tell you, but his name rhymes with “Splat Spark-Ball”. And lemme tell ya, he’s got a niiiice gallery, and his prices are cheap, too. Y’all should check him out. Anyways, I got places to be, a world to defend, and uh- *sees the burglars’ car* Oh! Asses to kick! *jumps off the roof as he falls into the burglars’ car*

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