Name: Beef Wellington

Species: Taurus Cattle

Age: 48

Likes: Toilet humor (Secretly), Flatulent humor (Secretly), Stripteasing (Secretly), Belfies (Secretly), Making videos of himself (Secretly), Butt crushing/squashing, Thongs, Panties, Speedos

Dislikes: Messing up his uniform, Tough guy wannabes, Tackiness, Pedophilia, Sex Offenders, Kink shaming, Judgmental people, Being called "Old man"

Favorite Food: Greek Salad

Occupation: Businessman (Resigned); School Principal (Secretly a Stripper)

Birthplace: Massachusetts, USA (Previously from Germany)

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Fauchard

Title: Confidential Headmaster

Fursonal Quote: “Hmph. Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.”

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Mr. H: "*wolf whistles* Hot diggity damn! I am LOVIN' that suit! This has "Boss" written all over it. *aside* And to some, it screams "Daddy". Hehehehe. Okay, so...THIS hot-ass bovine is Beef Wellington. Surely, he's hot and shit, but you know what they say: "Looks can be deceiving". So, don't let his daddy-ass charms fool ya because...he can be somewhat a prick AND a tough cookie to crumble. Although, despite being a school principal...*whispers* this dude's also a fuckin' stripper. *moves his eyebrows up and down* Well, anyway, aside from schoolwork and, uh..." giving pleasure", Beef Wellington wields a polearm weapon called a fauchard. For a headmaster and stripper, this world warrior is deadly."