Name: Coffee Roast

Species: American Sable

Age: 46

Likes: His wife and son, His job, Money, Making videos of himself (Secretly), Mobile Games (Rarely), Twerking (Secretly), Stripteasing (Only for his wife)

Dislikes: Drama, Liars, Assholes, Dumb people, People jumping to conclusions, Fascism, Those who mess with his wife, Child molesters, Sexual harassment, Tough guy wannabes

Favorite Food: Fried Cauliflower

Occupation: Businessman

Birthplace: Minnesota, USA

Body Type: Musclegut

Weapon: Laser Sword

Title: Business Brute of the Civilian Corporation

Fursonal Quote: “Tough guy, huh? Hmph. Unfortunately, for you, I've already dealt with tough guys before.”

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Mr. H: "Oooooooh. Hehe. Get a load of this daddy wabbit. Although, technically speaking...this dude IS married. Let alone has a child. Well, anyway, this dude here is Coffee Roast. I know, I know. He's hot, I get it. And you know what else? He only "gives pleasure" to his wife! FUCK! *smirks* Then again, he makes these sexy hot videos of himself. Hehehehe. Welp, anyway, when it comes to tough guys...or assholes in general, this dude KNOWS how to put up with 'em. And how he deals with assholes is with his handy dandy, trusty, mighty...LASER SWORD! Yep, Coffee Roast wields his laser sword to cut up his enemies in "split seconds". Hehe. Get it? But, for real, tho, he is on that "Star Wars" shit."