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Someone asked if I’d created my wife in a machine that’d churn out the perfect partner for me.
Times like this I think there’s some credence to that.
“Why all the goose stuff?”
“I really liked playing the goose game with you.”
“...I want one.”
“A goose?”
“No! Draw me as a goose, but good. Not like, a good goose. Just draw it good.”
“Ok...”
*minutes pass*
“I want to be a sebastapol goose!”
“A hwhat?”
“They’re fluffy!”
So yeah. We’re geese now. Approach and be honked / hissed at.
Times like this I think there’s some credence to that.
“Why all the goose stuff?”
“I really liked playing the goose game with you.”
“...I want one.”
“A goose?”
“No! Draw me as a goose, but good. Not like, a good goose. Just draw it good.”
“Ok...”
*minutes pass*
“I want to be a sebastapol goose!”
“A hwhat?”
“They’re fluffy!”
So yeah. We’re geese now. Approach and be honked / hissed at.
Category All / Transformation
Species Goose
Size 1280 x 1005px
File Size 299.4 kB
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Hahaha! I like your 'goosesonas'. XD
When someone gets too pushy you can just give them the ol' 'Pinch and Twist'.
For those unfamiliar with geese: That's what geese do when they don't like someone. They'll pinch onto you and then twist their heads back and forth for maximum amount of OW infliction.
When someone gets too pushy you can just give them the ol' 'Pinch and Twist'.
For those unfamiliar with geese: That's what geese do when they don't like someone. They'll pinch onto you and then twist their heads back and forth for maximum amount of OW infliction.
I lived in absolute terror of getting out of the car at our family friends' farm. She had a pair of geese and that was their entire mission in life. To pinch and twist the heck out of a little kid. I would run screaming across the driveway and into the front door while they honked their angry war cries from the other side of the car.
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