PRINCESS: Ah, father, (heh, heh) what, uh, brings you here?
SULTAN: Ah, does there need to be a reason to visit my most beloved and cherished of daughters? Oh by the way say hello to your new bodyguard.
PRINCESS: Uh, b-bodyguard?
SULTAN: yes my dear, he will brutally defend your virtue from any who tries to steal it.
PRINCESS: Uh heh, that’s so nice of you father.