Weird to believe but theme remix below inspired me to do that.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TT0Ni68FKsI
Thrillerdude in Helltaker be like...
Smuggling chamomile in Pandemonica's coffee;
Making Modeus red everyday;
Marking Cerbie Triplets (Cerberus) as "1", "2" and "4" when they sleep;
Burning Malina's vodka (and dancing over it like druggie Neo Kids);
Torturing Zdrada with childbirth videos;
Traumatizing Aza (Azazel) with dark humor;
Breaking puzzles and rules, much to Justice's shock;
Breaking all skeletons, on Lucy's (Lucifer) watch;
Beating down some idiots, with Judgement's chains;
Taking out Belzie (Beelzebub), outside from the abyss.
Because I would be... Helltaker's antagonist?

(The soundtrack and its remix belongs to respective authors.
All Helltaker characters belongs to Vanripper.)