The newest ad for a new bubble gum product, Click here to Read more!

I wanted to do a short ad story, a kind of different thing, who doesn't love TFing into Candy?
I love sweets so much I even want a dessert OC myself!
Maybe the actual crime are the shipping taxes smh

Basil is   varionai 's character!

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Basil Bubble Gum!

Hypnovember Day 23 – Villain

All New! Basil Bubblegum *
^{(Disclaimer, product doesn’t actually taste like basil)}


This new product from Basil Labs brings all new flavor to chewing gum! *
^{(Basil Labs Incorporated TM is in no way attached to or connected to mad scientist and smart Supervillain Basil Limoni)}


Its amazing fruity bubblegum flavor will have you wondering how it even tastes that much. It lasts for hours without it ever losing its taste! *

What’s special about Basil Bubblegum is that its one of the first premium made chewing gum! You order on wmw.evilbasilabs.net and the order will arrive straight to your home! *
^{(Shipping and handling tax not included in prices)}


You can choose from a wide variety of flavors including: Bubblegum, Cotton Candy and Tutti Frutti! *
^{(All flavors are the same despite product naming)}


Once you open up the VIP high quality aluminum case, you’ll find a single wad of the gum of your choosing. Take care of it since it’s the only chewing gum you’ll need for the rest of your life. *
^{(Chewing gum will vanish after first use, only one purchase per person is necessary)}


Once you put it in your mouth, you’ll be shocked at how much the delicious taste seems to grow in your body! It feels almost as if it were filling your insides with the delicious bubblegum flavor! *
^{(Internal gum coating is necessary for the rest of the product to work)}


The taste of the gum is so amazing that you’ll feel as if the world begins to shift around you! *
^{(Users may experience instant height loss and weight gain)}


You’ll never want to stop chewing it, in a bit of time you wont even feel it’s there, but you’ll still taste the delicious gum flavor! *
^{(Disclaimer: After usage user’s body will shift into bubblegum)}


It’ll taste so good that it will be like seeing the world through rose tinted glasses. *
^{(It’s the user who becomes pink)}


You’ll feel as if you could fly through the skies! *
^{(The user’s body will shift into a moth’s, thus allowing the customer to actually fly)}


Basil Bubblegum promises to change the way you view the world! *
^{(Mental shift into Mad Scientist Basil Limoni will happen after first consumption)}


You’ll have a brand-new perception of the world after it! *
^{(Evil thoughts must be reported to Basil Labs TM, where an equally moth like attendant will direct you towards what you’ll do next.)}


So, order it while stocks last! *
^{(Stock is unlimited until production is seized by the government or entire world population is turned into bubblegum candy moths)}


T.S.