gerta- susie is with dresden ;) i gerta am with hund

Sorry
My bad
Beeps your nose
now i have two masters

hehe no worries :)

now hund says your paw rubs are to die for is that right? :)

Yes
especially when I'm shrunk
I reach more difficult places

well my paws are just begging for some attention dear ;)

do you want the normal massage or the one that I shrink
master loves the second option
can i ask a question first?

ask away :)

you are also a crazy scientist

not at all dear ;)

Ok
caress between your fingers;)

oh yes that's good :) oh hund was right about you dear :)

Thanks sweetie
I close everything to see my master happy
and you too

might i sample one of your tummy rubs as well please? :)

Yes sweetie
Caress your belly

oh you're an angel :) this is wonderful

Thanks sweetie

please continue :) i feel like i'm in heaven right now

Caress your belly
Boop

oh my dear you're so amazing at this you make a shepherd like me feel very happy :)

Thanks
you are my master's wife
I will treat you with the same love and respect

you're so kind dear :)

she sits and begs

Kiss your nose

oh you're so cute ;)

Thanks
Hugs you

her fur is so soft to hug :) its like having a big cuddly teddy bear :) warm to

Kiss your paws

hehe that's good :)

Lick your paws

so good :) so very, very good

Hello

good evening mr fox :)

Nice to meet you

thank you :)

How's everything

very good ;)

Hund- Gerta? My sweetie pie, how is my favorite girl on this planet?😀 say you vant to go find at a restaurant?

she walks around hund doing the ol tail under the chin move making hund feel really good :)

gerta- vell i know zis nice little place zat does zee best german sausages ;)

Hund- oh veally?! Let’s go zen. I hadn’t had German sausages since I left Germany. I miss having zose things.

gerta- zwei bratwurst bitte ;)

waiter- ah you speak good german frau shepherd ;)

he gives them two large sausages

gerta- try zis hund it is zee best :)

Hund- yes ma’am. It is zee best. Just like home ja?

gerta- a little taste of home ;) (she licks hunds cheek) and a little bit of dessert as vell

Hund- uhhhhh, I know vhat zat means.

Hund takes her paw and guides her to a secluded area, where they can be in private. Hund smiles and looks in her eyes.

Hund- how did I deserve you, you truly are amazing❤️

gerta- it vas destiny zat brought us together my love

Hund- I guess so my love, you know I vant to show you my lab. I don’t use any of my weapons anymore but I would love to show you.

she gazes in amazement at his machines

gerta- my dear germany is truly the nation of progress :)

Hund- yes my dear, I have zose machines ready in case of another Great War. I uh have dogs watching me so I am being careful of vhat I do.

gerta- you have a guardian angel dog vatching over your shoulder ja hund? ;)

hund- well more of a guardian demon really

Hund- and zis baby is ze best thing that could ever exist. My spider tank, vhat. Do you say we go tear up ze town huh?

Gerta- um your guardian dog must have heard you, he’s standing behind you.

zoltan- remember me hund, i'm back ;)

Hund- so I’m guessing you heard my comment, I vas only kidding, I’m not blowing up ze city. I’m just showing my sweetie my lab is all, nothing else I swear.

zoltan- good to hear ;) after my naughty behavior before anubis is now keeping a closer eye on me as well :(

Hund- so vhat happened after Pickles well you know, vhat did Anubis do to you?

zoltan- you see this black collar? :( well if i do anything bad it tightens up for a minute and i can't take it off :(

Hund- sorry to hear zat old buddy, Anubis is watching both of us than ja?

zoltan- never get on the wrong side of him....never!

Hund- anyway, this is my sweetie Gerta, a true bloodline to Germany and not one of zose American German shepherds, except Susie. That’s the only one I like.

zoltan- oh american shepherds are not that bad hund ;) my minions Annie and Samson were both american sheps

Hund- I know, I’ve met zem already.zay are crazy!

zoltan- oh they were probably just feeling peckish that day

Zoltan calls for them and they appear.

Gerta- uh I see why you chose Sampson. He is a handsome shepherd.

samson- sorry dear but i'm already taken ;) by my beautiful wife annie

Gerta- oh I got my boy trust me, I see why she chose you.

Samson blusges as Gerta complimented him.

Hund- vell are ve cool now? Last time we all met it was not good.

annie- we can't ham you unless our master tells us to ;) and judging by the collar he won't be doing that today ;)

Zoltan- want a bet?!

He grabs Hund and holds him up to them!

Zoltan- kill him!

Pickles- what are you doing?!

Annie- put him down this second!!

the collar tightens around zoltans neck making him choke and drop hund

zoltan- (gasps) sorry master anubis

Zoltan- I won’t do it again! I was just seeing what would happen! Ohhhhh never again then.

Samson- you stupid or something Zoltan?

annie- yeah you know anubis won't remove the collar until you can control yourself!

Zoltan- I realize that now. I really didn’t think this thing would choke me out.

samson- better start being a good vampire doggy like us sir :)

Zoltan- it’s you two’s fault I got this thing on me and I will end you!!

Annie- ah, ah, ah u UI oh want to get choked ahgain?

zoltan- sorry anubis, sorry, sorry, sorry

he feels the collar briefly tighten up and then loosen

zoltan- come on now be a good boy zoltan

Samson- man
Zoltan, that thing does not like you.

zoltan- it doesn't like me and i don't like it!

Annie- well sweetheart start behaving and it won’t choke you as much

zoltan- (coughs) yes i guess so :( oh i feel so week!

Samson- oh that will wear off in a bit. I had to wear it once before. Trust me old friend. You’ll start behaving better.

zoltan- its like some sort of training collar for bad misbehaving dogs! .....oh that would be me wouldn't it?

Hund- Zoltan, vhy vould you do this? I though ve vere all friends here, and you vent crazy.

zoltan- i think i just suddenly reverted back to my old vampire ways ;) i just wanted anyone's blood

Hund-vell control it!

zoltan- grrr don't talk to me like that!

collar tightens

zoltan- alright i'm sorry!

Hund smiles and laUghs,

Hund- zis is going to be fun ja!

zoltan- it won't strangle me if you make me bite you though hund

Try it, your collar already hates you, you bite me, it will send you back to the underworld. And Anubis will show no mercy the next time.

zoltan- no he specifically said that if hund goes bad again ;) i can bite you without getting choked

Hund stopped and thought for a moment.

Hund- oh...... I see we are still on this are we. I thought we were over this already.

Pickles- we are it’s Xoltan trying to make you feel guilty.

zoltan- oh come on i'm not the one with a giant tank am i?!

Huns- dude, ve are still on zat? I haven't used it in three months! I am on ze right path now. Your the crazy one Zoltan!

zoltan- oh you're right! :(

hund- i am?!

Hund- vait, are you the same Zoltan who tried to kill me a second ago? Vhat is tis? You actually said i vas right.

zoltan- you are right :( i need to control my urges i don't want to become a dark vampire

He evil smiles and looks at Hund, come give me a hug Hund.

Hund- ok.

Hund approaches Zoltan, then Zoltan sinks his fangs in Hund's neck drawing blood! Hund tries breaking away but can't!

Hund- GET OFF!

Pickles turns demonic.

pickles speaks backwards making zoltan drop hund

pickles- whose been a bad boy zoltan?

I think your collar wants to talk to you Zoltan, it squeezes his neck as hard as it could!

zoltan- alright i submit!

Hund- awe man, I’m bleeding. Pickles help a brother out ja?

licks his neck and it heals up ;)

pickles- there you go

Hund- vhat?! How did you do zat? Amazing!

pickles- oh just some demon dog powers ;)

Hund wanted to see what Pickles could really do with his powers. He exactly what to do.

Hund- vell I am doing an attack on ze city tonight. Time to grab ze tank for zis job! He darts off running. Hund laughs,

Hund- oh zis will be good I really can’t to see what he is capable of.

Meanwhile,

Zoltan- I knew it! I told you he was still bad! I’ll get him this time!

Pickles- no, go home Zoltan, I got this. I know how to scare him.

pickles- hund i know you're just fooling around up there!! ;) if you really wanna see what i can do then just ask ok?!

Gerta- psss pickles,scare him, he’ll die. Your his best friend now, go get him.

The tank starts up.

as hund looks out the viewing port all he see's is pickles dark eyes and demon teeth staring back at him

Hund- nein! My eyes! Nein! Ok, you vin Pivkles my buddy, I was only kidding vith you!

Pickles appears inside the tank still in demon form

pickles- hehe gerta said you were easy to scare

Hund- oh boy vas she right. Good scare buddy. Did I ever show you my baby Pickles?

pickles- your tank ;) well i may have had a sniff around it

Hund- pretty cool huh? I could rule ze world with zis baby! I could wipe out an entire town vith it. Smiles.

pickles does his demon dog smile

pickles- oh really hund?

Hund not paying attention continues,

Hund- ja! Humanity will receive zere judgment day and I vould rule ze world!

Pickles- oh Hund?

Pickles taps on his shoulder. Hund turns and Pickles was in his demon form, doing his demon smile.

Hund- of course, I vould never do zat, you’d kill me if I tried zat again.

pickles- you act all tough but i bet you're a big softy really ;)

Hund shakes nervously,

Hund- I am a softy now, please turn normal again please your scaring me.

Pickles- nah, I think I’ll stay like this for a bit just to make sure you don’t try anything else.

pickles- maybe i'll rub your tummy as well ;) whose a bad dog hund, whose a bad dog? ;)

hund is on his back rather enjoying the attention

Hund- you know what, this feels nice, but please turn to your normal form please?

Pickles- nope.

pickles- nah you're so cute when you're begging ;) aren't you hund yes you are, yes you are

rubs his tummy more

Hund- oh ja, zat feels so good! Keep rubbing even tho your appearance is scary

pickles- is that an order colonel? ;)

Hund- uhhh ja, zats the spot! Right zere keep going! He moves his hind leg very rapidly as his tickle spot was met by Pickles demon claws.

pickles- aww you're a good boy aren't you hundy? :)

Hund- ja i am a good boy.

returns to normal but continues rubbing his tummy

pickles- you know you're very cuddly as well ;)

Hund- ja? prove it then Mr. Pickles.

Pickles- ok.

He lifts up Hund's tail and lays up against his butt and wraps his tail around him.

Pickles- i could go to sleep right here. He closes his eyes.

hund- um pickles are you in love vith me? :)

pickles- hehe maybe ;)

Pickles- I know we were enemies at one point but I think you and I are cool now. Your butt is like a pillow. Ahhhh this is nice.

hund- and my tail is like a cuddly toy? ;)

Pickles- nah, more like my blanket.

Pickles just don’t fart in my face and we are good.

hund- i never do zat kind of thing! ;)

Pickles- good, because Zoltan sure does it. I love you Hund❤️

Hund gets big eyed at Pickles and suddenly became uncomfortable. But he kept his cool.

pickles- sorry if i'm making you feel uncomfortable hund :( i love you but as a friend ;) and you're so soft to cuddle

Hund- no you good, I love you too buddy, at least someone does. He licks his cheek. My own girlfriend try to kill me.

pickles- i know how that feels :( i've lost count of how many people and animals have tried to kill me :(

Hund puts his arm around Pickles and cuddles tight.

Hund- at zis point, I don’t care who I am vith I just need some comfort vight now.

pickles- you're a good boy hund

Then Susie walks up and sees Hund and Pickles together.

Susie- ok.......? What happened Hund? I can tell you had a ruff night Hund.

hund- ja gerta tried to kill me :(

Susie- I heard about that Hund, I’m talking about you and Pickles, what’s this?

pickles- um nothing just a little you know ....doggy stuff!

Pickles- I love Hund😀

susie- hundy boy i didn't know you had a liking of boys as well ;)

Hund- vell I still love ze ladies but Gerta was my life and zen she betrays me!

susie- you poor dog :(

Pickles- yeah he’s got me to keep him in check.

Hund- so how is you and Dresden doing Susie?

susie- hehe well there's going to be more of us soon ;)

Hund- zats splendid news! Congrats! I am very proud of you guys. I got my pickles. Cant vait for zen to be born. Uncle Hindu!

hund- and pure bred shepherds as vell :) ah its wunderba

Dresden
- ja- vell vith Susie being an American German shepherd you’ll have two puppies that are American shepherds.

hund- ah still good ;)

Dresden- vell ve are on our way back home. Good seeing you Hund.

Hund you to you guys be careful.

pickles- cute couple huh? :)

Hund- zay are, Susie is a very special girl. She has a good guy to take of her.

pickles- like i have a big, handsome, cuddly german shepherd to take care of little ol collie me

Hund- exactly, We are a good team Pickles. I must ask how do ve go from being enemies, to becoming very best close friends?

pickles- hmm i'm not sure funny how these things happen

Hund- or maybe you and Zoltan got me so frightend with ze last Great War zat I changed my ways very quickly.

pickles- ah zoltan :( he was a good dog once

Well he has that collar now doesn’t he? Maybe he has finally changed and is a good dog.

pickles- i hope so he was a good friend to me :(

Hund- not as good as me.

pickles- he wasn't as cuddly either hundy boy

hugs his tail

pickles- sooo fluffy

Hund- I love it when you call me Hindu, Susie calls me zat as well. Awe. You know, if I wasn’t such a jerk vhen I first met zat beautiful girl Susie.

pickles- well there's plenty of fish in the sea hund ;) and one day you'll hook yours

Hund- ja, but not as beautiful as Susie though. She was amazing.

pickles- yeah but your brother has her hooked forever now hundy ;)

Hund- i know, well she still accepts me as part of the family. She is letting me be the uncle of those precious puppies ja.

pickles- you lucky dog :)

Hund- I know right, what can I say?

we'll find out in the other puppy story ;)

Hello there

hello there foxy

You ok

yep i'm fine :)

Awsome

thank you dear

:)