"WELL, little girl! How did you like your pony ride?"

"Oh, Lady, it was so much FUN! Xavier's such a FUNNY talking pony!"

"FUNNY, eh? What did she SAY?"

"Oh, she asked me my name, told me hers, wanted to know if I was having fun..."

"GOOD... GOOD... very GOOD!"

"Then she wanted to know if my daddy was a policeman, or if he knew any..."

"Very goo... WHAT!?"

"THEN she said she wasn't ALWAYS a pony... she was a human LADY last week, that YOU did this to her... that ALL the ponies here used to be people... and to tell SOMEBODY... ANYBODY... PLEASE... it was SO FUNNY!"

"Oh... HA HA HA! Yes! Xavier's a FUNNY PONY all right! She gets any FUNNIER and she'll find out what HAPPENS to 'funny' ponies!"

"Daddy! Daddy! I wanna come back and ride Xavier TOMORROW!"

"I don't KNOW Scout... we'll have to ask the nice lady!"

"You can come back ANY TIME Dear, but I think Xavier needs to REST for a few days. And ...ummm ... don't expect her to be as TALKATIVE next time. Sometimes talking ponies talk too MUCH, and need to rest their VOICES awhile, okay?"

"OKAY Lady! See you next time!"

"Bye bye Dear!... And as for YOU little Xavier... I think I'd best see to it you restrict your conversation to 'neigh' and 'whinny' from now on! CONGRATULATIONS, Dear! You're being transferred to our ADULT ENTERTAINMENT division. You'll be ridden by the GREAT and NEAR GREAT! Only thing is, it's a DIFFERENT sort of ride, and YOU won't be able to BLAB!"