
Based on Part 3 of the Pig TF classic, "Career Change," by M.Onstreaux, as seen here: https://www.deviantart.com/jonjoe-m.....rt-3-110927265
"WHAT, Samantha; we *OINK* should've taken your PT CRUISER!?"
"At least it has a LITTLE more *OINK* CABIN SPACE, Ashley! LOOK at us! Our multiple tittles are about to break through the *OINKing* WINDSHIELD!"
"Well, for its size, that little *OINK* RUST BUCKET of YOURS is a GAS HOG, if you'll *OINK* pardon the expression. Did you want to get out and *OINK* pump GAS looking like THIS!?"
"I think it was a *OINK* wash either way, Ash. This little hybrid of YOURS is doing *OINK* about 40, MAX! It wasn't BUILT to haul a quarter ton of *OINK* PORK flesh! At this rate we'll be *OINK* QUADRUPEDS by the time we get to anyplace we can get *OINK* HELP!"
"Well, whose idea was it to *OINK* answer a dodgy HELP WANTED AD in the *OINKing* PENNYSAVER!? Who even ADVERTISES in *OINK* PRINT MEDIA these days!? That should've been a *OINKing* RED FLAG right THERE!"
"Listen, my friend Jill answered an ad on *OINK* CRAIGSLIST; SHE ended up as a giant HEN laying *SNORT* EGGS for a living! So I guess you *GRUNT* pays your money and you *OINK* takes your CHOICE!"
"At least SHE *OINK* hooked up with a nice guy working there who's *OINK* INTO giant hens. Or so you *OINK* TOLD me! We were both *OINK* HIGH when you told that story before; I figured it was BULL$#**!"
"That doesn't change OUR *OINK* situation, Ash! We're SCREWED unless... LOOK! The STATE POLICE is trying to *OINK* pull us over!"
"$#IT! All I need now is a *OINKing* TICKET! I could lose my *GRUNT* LICENSE!"
"Ash, you STUPID SOW! The cops can *OINK* HELP us!"
"I don't KNOW... I never trusted the *OINK* PIGS! Oh my GOD, what did I *OINK* just SAY!?"
"I don't see as we have *OINK* much CHOICE! They just *OINK* pulled in FRONT of us! OFFICER! *OINK* HELP US, PLEEEEE-AAAAAREEEET!"
"WHAT, Samantha; we *OINK* should've taken your PT CRUISER!?"
"At least it has a LITTLE more *OINK* CABIN SPACE, Ashley! LOOK at us! Our multiple tittles are about to break through the *OINKing* WINDSHIELD!"
"Well, for its size, that little *OINK* RUST BUCKET of YOURS is a GAS HOG, if you'll *OINK* pardon the expression. Did you want to get out and *OINK* pump GAS looking like THIS!?"
"I think it was a *OINK* wash either way, Ash. This little hybrid of YOURS is doing *OINK* about 40, MAX! It wasn't BUILT to haul a quarter ton of *OINK* PORK flesh! At this rate we'll be *OINK* QUADRUPEDS by the time we get to anyplace we can get *OINK* HELP!"
"Well, whose idea was it to *OINK* answer a dodgy HELP WANTED AD in the *OINKing* PENNYSAVER!? Who even ADVERTISES in *OINK* PRINT MEDIA these days!? That should've been a *OINKing* RED FLAG right THERE!"
"Listen, my friend Jill answered an ad on *OINK* CRAIGSLIST; SHE ended up as a giant HEN laying *SNORT* EGGS for a living! So I guess you *GRUNT* pays your money and you *OINK* takes your CHOICE!"
"At least SHE *OINK* hooked up with a nice guy working there who's *OINK* INTO giant hens. Or so you *OINK* TOLD me! We were both *OINK* HIGH when you told that story before; I figured it was BULL$#**!"
"That doesn't change OUR *OINK* situation, Ash! We're SCREWED unless... LOOK! The STATE POLICE is trying to *OINK* pull us over!"
"$#IT! All I need now is a *OINKing* TICKET! I could lose my *GRUNT* LICENSE!"
"Ash, you STUPID SOW! The cops can *OINK* HELP us!"
"I don't KNOW... I never trusted the *OINK* PIGS! Oh my GOD, what did I *OINK* just SAY!?"
"I don't see as we have *OINK* much CHOICE! They just *OINK* pulled in FRONT of us! OFFICER! *OINK* HELP US, PLEEEEE-AAAAAREEEET!"
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
Species Pig / Swine
Size 1280 x 876px
File Size 304.4 kB
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