Country Winner: Smoked Carrots...? *looks around as he enters Smoked Carrots’s cabin* Smoked Carrots….? Hmm? *knocks on the door*

Smoked Carrots: Yes, I’m in here. Busy right now.

Country Winner: *stands there for a few minutes then knocks on door afterwards* Ya done yet?

Smoked Carrots: I can’t shit faster if ya keep knocking!

Country Winner: *stands there for a few more minutes* Damn, how long has he been in there? Does he really have to shit that bad...or maybe he’s just jacking off in there.

Smoked Carrots: *toilet flushes as he comes out of the bathroom* Aah. I feel like I’ve dropped a few pounds. *sees Country Winner* What the…?! Country Winner?

Country Winner: Yes?

Smoked Carrots: Wait, how the hell did you get in here?

Country Winner: Uh…*points at the front door behind him* the front door was unlocked?

Smoked Carrots: Really? God-fucking-damnit! I had a feeling I was forgetting something. Oh, well. Least you're not some looter, or terrorist, or whatever. Anyways, what’s up?

Country Winner: Check it. *shows pic* Hehe. That same artist drew you.

Smoked Carrots: *sees pic* ...okay, two things: number one, who the hell is this “Matt” guy? And number two, what do you mean “same artist”?

Country Winner: To answer both your questions - “Matt” is the same artist who did a pic of me and the other Infurnationals. Ya got that?

Smoked Carrots: Wait, you mean the other world warriors got shit like this from him?

Country Winner: *nods* Yep.

Smoked Carrots: Huh...well…*grins* heh, I like it. I’ve never gotten these “giftarts” like this before. So, today must be my lucky day. Hey, maybe this “same artist” should try drawing a pic of my *sticks his big butt out towards Country Winner* butt sometimes.

Country Winner: Ha! In your dreams.

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