Daddy Cool: *fixes his ballistic spear* There. That should do it. Hmm...let’s see if this’ll work this time. *uses his ballistic spear as he shoots the spearhead and ricochets around his garage* Oh, shit! *ducks and covers for a while as the spearhead stops* ……...whoa! *gets up* Haha! Wow! That was intense! It really works this time! Haha! *hears doorbell ring* Hm? Someone there? *goes to the door and opens it for someone*

Speed Burner: Eeey, Daddy Cool!

Daddy Cool: Speed Burner?! Ha! What’s a hog like you doing here?!

Speed Burner: *comes in* Just thought I'd drop by, is all. What have you been doing?

Daddy Cool: Well, one of my ballistic spears doesn't seem to work for some reason. So, I went to my garage to see what the problem is and fix it. In conclusion, it works good as new. Real talk. Heck, the spearhead was ricocheting around my garage like a bullet.

Speed Burner: Ah, I see. Well, that’s good to hear.

Daddy Cool: Hells yeah, dude. So, uh...whatcha got there? I see you’re holding your phone for some reason. You wanted to show me something funny, is it?

Speed Burner: Well, I wouldn’t call this funny. *shows pic*

Daddy Cool: *sees pic* Oh? …….ahahahahahaha! Who’s that ugly son of a bitch?! Nah, I’m just kidding. Haha. But, man, who the hell drew this? Looks dope as fuck. Wait, hold up, I see a tiny signature there. Mmm…”Matt”, is it?

Speed Burner: Heh. Yeah. That’s him.

Daddy Cool: Well, good on him. I’m lovin’ this dude’s art style, not gonna lie. Anyways, *looks around* hmm...where is that spearhead I shot out. It must’ve fallen somewhere.

Speed Burner: Uhh...Daddy Cool. I *points at the missing spearhead* think I found it.

Daddy Cool: Oh? Where is it? *looks to where Speed Burner is pointing* Huh? Wha…? I don’t see it? Where is it?

Speed Burner: Behind you?

Daddy Cool: Behind me? What the…? *looks around again then actually looks behind him and sees a spearhead stuck to his badonkadonk* Da hell?! It was on my ass all along? Plus...how in the hell did I not feel that?

Speed Burner: Maybe it’s because you got a big fat ass?

Daddy Cool: Oh, ha! Ha! Very funny. Plus, this is coming from a fatass himself.

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